Well, that's my prediction of the world in just a few years. Actually it won't look so strange to us by then because we would be used to such sights. Anyway, what is your prediction for the next BIG thing in cellphones?
1 posted on
10/27/2006 6:17:02 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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I think the next big thing in cell phones will be phones equipped with a new Rove-band com channel we can use to coordinate campaigns to round up DUmmies and put them in Wal*mart detention centers.
3 posted on
10/27/2006 6:20:10 PM PDT by
Petronski
(CNN is an insidiously treasonous, enemy propaganda organ.)
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Next big thing? Cell phones shaped like huge vibrators that ALSO have electronic toothbrush attachments!!! Oh... wait... is that gross? Hm... maybe I shouldn't drink and freep....
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Geez, just what I want. Somebody browsing the internet while they're supposed to be driving. It's bad enough that they're allowed to talk on the phone and lose all sense of what's going on around them while they're driving.
7 posted on
10/27/2006 6:22:26 PM PDT by
Vermonter
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I think Scott Adams thought of this first; he had a strip where Dilbert was walking around with his head thrown back, fingers twitching in the air in front of him. He comes across a man doing the same thing and says "Ah, I see you are an engineer!" The other guy goes "No, I'm retarded. Common mistake."
Or something like that.
11 posted on
10/27/2006 6:40:25 PM PDT by
LongElegantLegs
(You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
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The next big gimmick will be in billing.
Right now, if you were use your cell phone to call me, you have to pay -- but with this new gimmick, I would pay as well, even though you are the one placing the call. So we would both end up paying for a call with this new billing gimmick.
And right now, if I were to call you, I have to pay -- but with this new gimmick, you pay as well. And we would both end up paying for the call with this new billing gimmick.
Oh wait, never mind. That's already been done.
12 posted on
10/27/2006 6:41:13 PM PDT by
bwteim
(bwteim = begin with the end in mind)
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How 'bout a cell phone that does nothing but make phone calls?
13 posted on
10/27/2006 6:44:33 PM PDT by
uglybiker
(Don't look at me. I didn't make you stupid.)
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I'm thinking an earpiece that is the size of a pin head and a mircophone implanted in a tooth. The keypad will be in a wristwatch.
16 posted on
10/27/2006 6:46:45 PM PDT by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
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I'm thinking an earpiece that is the size of a pin head and a mircophone implanted in a tooth. The keypad will be in a wristwatch.
17 posted on
10/27/2006 6:50:02 PM PDT by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
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I don't care about a cell phone with a camera nor do I care about Bluetooth, MP3s, Internet access, ESPN broadcasts or anything else.
Just give me a strong signal and a clear connection. I just want to make a damn phone call.
19 posted on
10/27/2006 7:07:27 PM PDT by
FReepaholic
(If ignorance ain't bliss, I don't know what is.)
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Teleportation.
21 posted on
10/27/2006 7:16:32 PM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(I predict a Rep victory so painful to dims, that we are charged with animal cruelty to jackasses.)
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My guess is that it will be a Bluetooth screen that you wear like a pair of sunglasses that can hook you up to the internet.
That really seems impractical. I mean, the person would need to be sitting down or something. They certainly couldn't drive, or ride a bike, or walk about. They could hit a tree while checking their email, or get hit by a car while looking at porn. But it sounds neat.
My prediction is that cell phones will actually evolve into tiny devices that are planted into one's brain. One second a guy is sitting quietly on the subway, the next he's laughing and saying things like, "Naw, naw man, she didn't.." Then all the other passengers will look at each other and smile. "Got a call on his brain phone", they'll say.
25 posted on
10/27/2006 7:54:30 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(Let's not ruin this moment with words.)
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What Will The Next BIG Cellphone Gimmick Be?
27 posted on
10/27/2006 7:56:28 PM PDT by
labette
(I’m not an expert, but I play one on Free Republic. You can too!)
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I'd like to see one that sends a 30-volt shock whenever the stop light turns green.
28 posted on
10/27/2006 7:57:43 PM PDT by
Tall_Texan
("Journalislam" - reporting about murderous extremists as if they are moral equivalents.)
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you would see people looking like they are nuts because of their bizarre hand movements while acting like they are in a trance because they are paying no attention to the world around them ENOUGH about Michael J. Fox already!
29 posted on
10/27/2006 7:59:13 PM PDT by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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Bluetooth suppositories, for Dems who talk out of their a$$es.
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Actually, they'll plug into your ears and download the Internet directly into your brain. (Though, that didn't work out so well on Dr. Who last night.)
36 posted on
10/28/2006 9:19:51 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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In the 1967 movie, "The President's Analyst" the major powers of the world are chasing James Coburn's character because he is the President's analyst and is priviy to the secrets that reside in the POTUS!
A dark force keeps the Russkies, Chincoms, French, German, Japanese and other spooks at bay.
Finally, the doctor is brought before this organization and its
GULP! the Telephone Company!
The Telephone Company wants to bribe the President with the secrets that Coburn has. Why? They want the President to pass a law that all people's names will be changed to their telephone number. Bell Labs has developed a pea sized telephone device which would be implanted in everyones brain. Their names are now numbers and instantaneous telephone communications would be possible with these wireless devices which would tie the world together.
There was a Clarke SciFi story where the world telephone system grows to the point where the number of computer circuits are larger than the neurons in a human brain. When this happens....A new entity is born.
IBM - ONE = HAL!!!
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