I think the next big thing in cell phones will be phones equipped with a new Rove-band com channel we can use to coordinate campaigns to round up DUmmies and put them in Wal*mart detention centers.
I actually know of people who don't yet have bluetooth phones but have bought Bluetooth dummie earpieces to wear as a fashion accessory. IOW, those earpieces have NO electronics in them. Strictly plastic and used as a fashion accessory only.