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Democrats Unveil Iraq War Strategy: ‘Drop the Course’
http://www.scrappleface.com ^ | October 24, 2006 | by Scott Ott

Posted on 10/24/2006 1:02:33 PM PDT by Lucky9teen

(2006-10-24) — Just two weeks out from national elections, Democrats today unveiled the Iraq war strategy they will force the president to implement when they control Congress.

In an effort to answer critics who say Democrat war policy consists of little more than attacks on President George Bush, presumptive House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, held a news conference to explain the new strategy, dubbed “Drop the Course” as a counterpoint to the president’s often-maligned “Stay the Course.”

“Victory isn’t always about winning,” said Rep. Pelosi. “Those of us who went to college know that sometimes when the going gets tough, the tough drop out. Who among us hasn’t experienced the exhilaration of walking out of the registrar’s office after dropping a course you were failing. America deserves to have that feeling again.”

Asked to respond to the Democrats “Drop the Course” plan, Mr. Bush said, “I guess if you see freedom and national security as electives, that makes sense.”

The president added that the new plan didn’t surprise him, “since the Democrats so often cut the class, it was inevitable they’d drop the course.”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; humor; iraq; satire
I wish Nancy would drop out.
1 posted on 10/24/2006 1:02:35 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

“Victory isn’t always about winning,” said Rep. Pelosi


2 posted on 10/24/2006 1:09:26 PM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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3 posted on 10/24/2006 1:11:56 PM PDT by PajamaTruthMafia
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To: Lucky9teen
"when the going gets tough, the tough wimps drop out."

There. Fixed it!
4 posted on 10/24/2006 2:06:33 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: Lucky9teen
Seeing more and more of these lately - sounds so true its hard to determine the satire. Makes me wonder if Scrappleface is trying to become a "serious" news source ala seeBS?
5 posted on 10/24/2006 6:40:02 PM PDT by azemt (Where are we going, and why are we in this basket?)
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