Skip to comments.
Mobile phones wreaking havoc with sperm
ninemsn ^
| 10/24/2006
Posted on 10/24/2006 10:54:22 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-55 next last
"Don't worry honey, I'm always on my cell phone. Nothing's gonna happen."
To: Responsibility2nd
Isn't the phone suppose to be used at the other end?
2
posted on
10/24/2006 10:55:40 AM PDT
by
edcoil
(Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
To: Responsibility2nd
Where are they holding their phones?
3
posted on
10/24/2006 10:55:49 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(I've been rocked.)
To: Responsibility2nd
4
posted on
10/24/2006 10:56:11 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Expect a lot of democrat poll-smoking between now and 11/7)
To: edcoil
"Sorry, I can't take your call right now -- and neither can my sperm -- so at the beep, please leave a message".
5
posted on
10/24/2006 10:56:58 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
To: Responsibility2nd
First it was my Mountain Dew, now it's my cell phone? My life is completely ruined!!
6
posted on
10/24/2006 10:57:08 AM PDT
by
CT-Freeper
(Said the perpetually dejected Mets fan.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Dropping the Call vs. Dropping the Ball
7
posted on
10/24/2006 10:57:18 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Expect a lot of democrat poll-smoking between now and 11/7)
To: Responsibility2nd
Meaningless without a before/after sample.This may simply indicate that the type of person willing to use a phone for 4 hours a day is the type of person with a naturally low sperm count.
To: Responsibility2nd
Hmmm.... gives new meaning to cingular.
9
posted on
10/24/2006 11:00:02 AM PDT
by
rit
To: Hoodlum91
ROFL, that was my first thought. "Excuse me sir, While I realize that the phone has a nifty vibrate feature, it's really meant to silently alert you to a call"
10
posted on
10/24/2006 11:00:10 AM PDT
by
Anvilhead
(Dammit Jim, I'm an Ameri-can not an Ameri-can't.)
To: Anvilhead
THAT'S why they're on their phone so much!!!
11
posted on
10/24/2006 11:01:35 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(I've been rocked.)
Comment #12 Removed by Moderator
To: Psycho_Bunny
I was thinking it......you said it.....LOL. I can't stand cell phones, especially in the hands of stupid drivers, it just dangerous.....
13
posted on
10/24/2006 11:02:51 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
To: Responsibility2nd
LOL...there's probably alot more going on with low sperm count than the cell phone. Today's diet sucks...
14
posted on
10/24/2006 11:03:58 AM PDT
by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: Responsibility2nd; Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside; Sherri-D
ELAINE: You got a comfort problem there?
KRAMER: No, I think these Jockeys shrunk.
ELAINE: I thought you wore silk underwear.
KRAMER: No, no, n--Well, you know, I wore 'em for about a month but I couldn't stick with it. No, I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!
ELAINE: That's nice. Listen, Kramer, you know, if you ever want to have kids you shouldn't wear briefs. Boxers are much better for your sperm count.
KRAMER: Sperm count? Well how many sperm should I have?
ELAINE: A lot!
15
posted on
10/24/2006 11:04:45 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Psycho_Bunny
This may simply indicate that the type of person willing to use a phone for 4 hours a day is the type of person with a naturally low sperm count. My thought exactly. The guys I know who don't have cell phones are also the guys I know who are more physically active.
16
posted on
10/24/2006 11:04:56 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(God Bless Tonk!)
To: Hegemony Cricket
Makes you think about the saying: "He's got a lot on the ball."
17
posted on
10/24/2006 11:05:04 AM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: edcoil
Not if you are talking out your ......
To: MarineBrat
The guys I know who don't have cell phones are also the guys I know who are more physically active. What are they doing to keep active? Breaking rocks at San Quentin? I thought almost everyone has a cell phone anymore.
19
posted on
10/24/2006 11:08:33 AM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Hoodlum91
Next they'll tell us it will make our blackberries drop off.
20
posted on
10/24/2006 11:08:59 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-55 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson