Kenneth Lay Alive? Maybe . . .

StarGazetteNews ^ | 10/22/2006 | G. Jeffrey Aaron

[ex-Texan]

Why else would a judge clear his record, columnist asks.

I sometimes hear that Elvis Presley isn't really dead, a notion supported by the alleged sightings of "The King" at various shopping malls around the United States.

I've heard the same thing about Tupac Shakur, the rap star who died in a hail of gunfire in Las Vegas 10 years ago. No one claims to have seen Tupac at a shopping mall. But the amount of music and the two feature movies released after his reported death make me think he's not really dead either.

[ex-Texan]

Ken Lay dead or alive? Elvis dead or alive? This writer is speculating for real. There are hundreds of thousands of rumors about Ken Lay being alive on the Internet. [Quick access to rumors?]. Most say that Lay has had cosmetic surgery someplace in Mexico and is living life comfortably. Billions are supposedly missing from Enron. Elvis is still alive: I saw him last week . . .

[snarks_when_bored]

All that remains is finding an indiscrete [sic] way to access the money.

I'd recommend that the writer find a dictionary.

[garyhope]

He's hanging out with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis at Bernie's.

[mtbopfuyn]

Elvis is still alive: I saw him last week . . .

No way. He was definitely dead the day Lisa Marie married Wacko Jacko.

[JamesP81]

Why else would a federal judge decide last week to vacate Lay's conviction on fraud and conspiracy charges connected to the downfall of the once mighty energy trading company?

I believe it's a long standing judicial precedent to vacate a conviction against someone when he dies while serving his sentence, or something of that nature.

[traditional1]

He's rooming with Jimmy Hoffa, I think.....

[ex-Texan]

If you believe Ken Lay is still alive -- Please raise your hand . . . !

LOL, LOL !

[traditional1]

"He's hanging out with Jimmy Hoffa"

Sorry about the post after your's....you beat me to it.

Great Minds, ya know???

(I need to read all the posts before posting, I think).

[Grampa Dave]

If Ken Lay does a tape with ole Sammy Been Laden, we will then worry about him being alive.

[L.N. Smithee]

He wouldn't be the first to come up with the plastic surgery idea. In 1997, Amado Carrillo-Fuentes, wanted by American and Mexican drug agents, died on the operating table while undergoing plastic surgery and liposuction to change his appearance. Four suspects in the 1989 assassination of Colombian presidential candidate Luis Carlos Galan reportedly escaped detection by having plastic surgery.

None of them died before getting it, dumbass.

[festus]

Wrap the foil a bit tighter there laddie. Ya missed a spot at the bottom of your neck.

[beckysueb]

Oh, my.

[Bubba_Leroy]

He was definitely dead the day Lisa Marie married Wacko Jacko.

If he wasn't already dead, that would have done him in for sure.