Ken Lay dead or alive? Elvis dead or alive? This writer is speculating for real. There are hundreds of thousands of rumors about Ken Lay being alive on the Internet.
[Quick access to rumors?]. Most say that Lay has had cosmetic surgery someplace in Mexico and is living life comfortably. Billions are supposedly missing from Enron. Elvis is still alive: I saw him last week . . .
1 posted on
10/23/2006 1:43:14 PM PDT by
ex-Texan
To: ex-Texan
All that remains is finding an indiscrete [sic] way to access the money.
I'd recommend that the writer find a dictionary.
To: ex-Texan
He's hanging out with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis at Bernie's.
3 posted on
10/23/2006 1:50:14 PM PDT by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: ex-Texan
Elvis is still alive: I saw him last week . . .No way. He was definitely dead the day Lisa Marie married Wacko Jacko.
4 posted on
10/23/2006 1:50:58 PM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: ex-Texan
Why else would a federal judge decide last week to vacate Lay's conviction on fraud and conspiracy charges connected to the downfall of the once mighty energy trading company?
I believe it's a long standing judicial precedent to vacate a conviction against someone when he dies while serving his sentence, or something of that nature.
5 posted on
10/23/2006 1:58:08 PM PDT by
JamesP81
(The answer always lies with more freedom; not less)
To: ex-Texan
He's rooming with Jimmy Hoffa, I think.....
To: ex-Texan
If you believe Ken Lay is still alive -- Please raise your hand . . . !
LOL, LOL !
7 posted on
10/23/2006 2:00:20 PM PDT by
ex-Texan
(Matthew 7: 1 - 6)
To: ex-Texan
If Ken Lay does a tape with ole Sammy Been Laden, we will then worry about him being alive.
9 posted on
10/23/2006 2:03:22 PM PDT by
Grampa Dave
(There's a dwindling market for Marxist Homosexual Lunatic wet dreams posing as journalism)
To: ex-Texan
He wouldn't be the first to come up with the plastic surgery idea. In 1997, Amado Carrillo-Fuentes, wanted by American and Mexican drug agents, died on the operating table while undergoing plastic surgery and liposuction to change his appearance. Four suspects in the 1989 assassination of Colombian presidential candidate Luis Carlos Galan reportedly escaped detection by having plastic surgery. None of them died before getting it, dumbass.
10 posted on
10/23/2006 2:10:45 PM PDT by
L.N. Smithee
(Normal people would kill to save their kids. Muslim fascists raise their kids to die killing others.)
To: ex-Texan
Wrap the foil a bit tighter there laddie. Ya missed a spot at the bottom of your neck.
11 posted on
10/23/2006 5:38:08 PM PDT by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: ex-Texan
12 posted on
10/23/2006 5:50:21 PM PDT by
beckysueb
(Pray for President Bush and our country.)
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