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Breaking wind news: Silence in court shattered as suspect causes a stink (locked up for farting)
AFP via Yahoo! ^ | 10/10/06

Posted on 10/10/2006 8:34:20 AM PDT by dead

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To: Irish_Thatcherite
There was a case in an Irish court where a judge found a woman in contempt - because she wasn't wearing a bra under her blouse! ;)

They'll have to turn on the air conditioning to make the evidence stand up in court.

61 posted on 10/10/2006 2:10:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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To: Smartaleck

"Will the offendant rise? If you have nothing to say for yourself, I odor you to be taken into custody!" "Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"


62 posted on 10/10/2006 2:11:35 PM PDT by azhenfud (an enigma between two parentheses)
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To: dead

bump


63 posted on 10/10/2006 2:13:34 PM PDT by VOA
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To: dead
Be very aware. This crime will be included in alGore's next movie about the danger of global warming!!!
64 posted on 10/10/2006 2:14:27 PM PDT by danamco
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To: Tijeras_Slim
How 'bout some more beans Mr Taggart !?!?!

I should say you've had ENOUGH!

65 posted on 10/10/2006 2:16:22 PM PDT by Centurion2000 ("Be polite and courteous, but have a plan to KILL everybody you meet.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

hehe... I'm guessing the heater was turned on full blast to begin with - sweaty blouse made the lack of bra obvious! :-P


66 posted on 10/10/2006 2:28:42 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: RVN Airplane Driver
"If a comedian did the routine he must have stolen it...I heard it years ago....back when folks told jokes to one another.."

You mean back before Red Skelton or Bob Hope or George Burns or Jack Benny or....
(all things old are new again)

67 posted on 10/10/2006 2:54:37 PM PDT by VRWCtaz ("Society is produced by our wants, and government by our wickedness." - Thomas Paine)
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To: Eaker

You gotta rent "Poseidon" with Curt Russell and Richard Dreyfuss. This article coulda been a model for the movie!


68 posted on 10/10/2006 3:53:14 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: dead

Truth be told, I'd probably have a gutache and a hugh gash on the head.

The cause? ROTFLMAO...8^)


69 posted on 10/10/2006 4:09:01 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: PatrickHenry

Did that list come from PMF Industries, Inc.?

8^)


70 posted on 10/10/2006 4:10:06 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: Eaker
Sounds like something that would happen on a cruise ship!

Prerequisite would be that someome be sober enough to notice.

Here's a hint: It ain't me.

I'ma stumble back to the bar now.

Or somewhere.

Note to self: DON'T FALL OFF.

71 posted on 10/10/2006 5:39:31 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: Corin Stormhands; ecurbh; Ramius; osagebowman; ksen; Sam Cree; Professional Engineer; ExGeeEye; ...

I have no idea why you pinged me tuh this...


72 posted on 10/10/2006 8:31:13 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: VRWCtaz

To answer the question asked in the fundraising picture of JFkerry at the top of the page--- "That's how he farts".

Years ago a friend's son was before a judge. He was arrested because his motorcycle had no muffler. During the proceedings, as the judge was chastizing said kid, the judge broke window-rattling wind whereupon the kid promptly said, "What? No muffler?"


73 posted on 10/10/2006 9:39:35 PM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: IM2MAD

Sorry, the fund-raising picture changed. The one I was referring to was Kerry hiking a football with guys in the back wondering what he was doing. Mea culpa.


74 posted on 10/10/2006 10:23:05 PM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: g'nad; Corin Stormhands

It appears he was jailed for laughing. He hasn't learned to laugh on the inside while looking with shock at the fella standing next to him. It works.


75 posted on 10/11/2006 4:28:54 PM PDT by osagebowman
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To: Allegra

I'm glad he was able to laugh about it as those English farts are deadly, what with them putting beans on everything that goes in their mouths...


76 posted on 10/13/2006 4:38:17 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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To: wazoo1031
I'm glad he was able to laugh about it as those English farts are deadly, what with them putting beans on everything that goes in their mouths...

Yeah...remember the guy at the theater in London last May? The one who sat right in front of you and kept...releasing?

77 posted on 10/13/2006 5:14:44 AM PDT by Allegra (Super Elastic Bubble Plastic!)
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To: Allegra

Ewwwww! That stench was everywhere we went! The Limeys were constantly droppin'em...they need those charcoal undies or something...


78 posted on 10/13/2006 10:21:26 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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