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Breaking wind news: Silence in court shattered as suspect causes a stink (locked up for farting)
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| 10/10/06
Posted on 10/10/2006 8:34:20 AM PDT by dead
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To: dead
Charge him with Ass-ault. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Order in the Court, Order in the Court.
I'll have a Back-bacon and Cheese Sandwich.
Or maybe someone just pulled his finger?
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posted on
10/10/2006 11:51:47 AM PDT
by
husky ed
(FOX NEWS ALERT "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT)
To: subterfuge
Oh, man. I would have exploded.
To: PatrickHenry
you are hereby authorized to deploy your
"Flatus Attack Ping List"...
.... just don't stand in front of me when you do it.
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posted on
10/10/2006 11:57:13 AM PDT
by
longshadow
(FReeper #405, entering his ninth year of ignoring nitwits, nutcases, and recycled newbies)
To: dead
Your Honor, he's just playing the tenor section, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck....
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"Breaking News about Breaking Wind" Ping List
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45
posted on
10/10/2006 12:03:36 PM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Unresponsive to trolls, lunatics, fanatics, retards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
To: dead
Here's an old one.
Why shouldn't you pass gas in church?
Because you have to sit in your own pew!
To: VRWCtaz
I'm trying to remember the name of a comedian (Lewis Grizzard maybe?) who had a routine with the punchline "Brother, I don't believe I'd a told that!" Does that ring a bell for anyone?I remember that punchline about confessing your sins at a tent revival...where they were making their confessions for getting it on with their neighbors etc, finally an ole boy in the back stood up and confessed to having his way with a sheep....to which the preacher said "Brother, don't believe I' told that"
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posted on
10/10/2006 12:15:05 PM PDT
by
RVN Airplane Driver
("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..POW input)
To: teletech
Soundfs like you heard the comic record from the fifties, The F-rting Contest," High point winner If I remember correctly was a tripple flutter bleep.
48
posted on
10/10/2006 12:15:47 PM PDT
by
rock58seg
(The primaries are over. Hold you your nose if necessary, but ....VOTE!...)
To: Disambiguator
Just spit out my iced tea..toooo funny hahahahahhahahahah
49
posted on
10/10/2006 12:18:29 PM PDT
by
sonic109
To: Rb ver. 2.0
ahhhh the 3 Stooges..Thats what the world needs about now .back in the good old days when the world was only half insane. Woo wooo wooo wooo wooooooo
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posted on
10/10/2006 12:20:44 PM PDT
by
sonic109
To: RVN Airplane Driver
That's it! Do you know the name of the comedian?
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posted on
10/10/2006 12:37:58 PM PDT
by
VRWCtaz
("Society is produced by our wants, and government by our wickedness." - Thomas Paine)
To: dead; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
To: Sloth
Apparently your flatulence taxonomy is much more sophisticated than mine. I just use a 10-unit rating scale. My wife says they should use the Richter scale for me. : )
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posted on
10/10/2006 1:57:21 PM PDT
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT)
To: mdmathis6
Reminds of the time I was sitting with my wife in church on one of those church benches you talked about. The science of acoustics states that when you put a speaker or other sound source in mid air it is reinforced x's1, on the floor x's2, on the floor with a wall in the back x's 4 and in a corner x's 8. Well I was in a x's 8 situation where I sat in the pew. The pastor was speaking a very good message, but shall I say my weakened flesh in a loud gaseaous brrrrrrrp, overcame the spirit of the situation.
I'll always remember the proper Baptist gentleman in front of me twitching slightly, his jaw setting firmly, but his ears reddening to a bright crimson. My wife poked me while trying to keep a straight face. There were a pair of teens who had started to titter behind me.
I turned around and looked at the young pair, a girl and boy who were trying to regain their composure and I did the only thing I could think of to make the best of the situation.....ready for it....here it comes...
I smiled and pointed at my wife.
That did it...despite Baptist decorum the teens just lost it laughing uproariously and my wife gave me a few hard punches to my arm...I just sat smiling inwardly praising god for my human frailties. The pastor paused a few seconds to see what the commotion was and folks in the front row just sat ridgidly, their ears all reddened too but we got our-selves under control and the sermon went on.
Just to funny! LOL!!
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posted on
10/10/2006 1:59:48 PM PDT
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT)
To: rock58seg
Soundfs like you heard the comic record from the fifties, The F-rting Contest," High point winner If I remember correctly was a tripple flutter bleepI have no idea where that phrase originated. I know I heard it somewhere.
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posted on
10/10/2006 2:01:52 PM PDT
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT)
To: VRWCtaz
If a comedian did the routine he must have stolen it...I heard it years ago....back when folks told jokes to one another..
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posted on
10/10/2006 2:02:14 PM PDT
by
RVN Airplane Driver
("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..POW input)
To: g'nad; ecurbh; Ramius; osagebowman; ksen; Sam Cree; Professional Engineer; ExGeeEye; TalonDJ; ...
To: dead; Slings and Arrows
There was a case in an Irish court where a judge found a woman in contempt - because she wasn't wearing a bra under her blouse! ;)
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posted on
10/10/2006 2:06:27 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: dead
After clearing the courtroom, they threw the offendant in jail.
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posted on
10/10/2006 2:07:56 PM PDT
by
azhenfud
(an enigma between two parentheses)
To: dead
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