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Drunk man's violent bacon roll attack
Surrey On Line ^
| October 5, 2006
Posted on 10/05/2006 4:17:21 PM PDT by Shermy
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:17:22 PM PDT
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Shermy
To: MadIvan; TrebleRebel; dighton; Kenny Bunk
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:19:38 PM PDT
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Shermy
To: Shermy
Jack Daniels whiskey
That'll do it.
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:20:28 PM PDT
by
kinoxi
(.)
To: Bacon Man; Xenalyte
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:21:16 PM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: Shermy
The UK's non-enforcement of its laws is slowly, but surely killing the once great country.
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:21:29 PM PDT
by
ozoneliar
("The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants" -T.J.)
To: Shermy
"...because he had a problem with drugs and alcohol. That has been halted, but there are occasional lapses and this was one of them."Interesting use of tenses.
To: Shermy
No idea what the heck a "bacon roll" is, but it sounds tasty.
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:21:56 PM PDT
by
FlJoePa
(Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.)
To: Shermy
Andre Cartwright, 36, had drunk 1.5 litres of vodka and a litre of Jack Daniels whiskey the night before My sainted aunt's grape juice! How was he able to stay upright much less mobile?
To: Shermy
I hope Peter Dodd is not a Muslim! That would really suck!
To: Shermy; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Andre Cartwright, 36, had drunk 1.5 litres of vodka and a litre of Jack Daniels whiskey the night before he shoved the sandwich into the mouth of Peter Dodd, a court was told. He is the Pusher Robot...
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:23:20 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("The Democratic Party: Against buggering youths for almost a week now." --IMAO.us)
To: Shermy
I hope it was a mooselimb!
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:23:28 PM PDT
by
US_MilitaryRules
(Time to eradicated islambs and mooselimbs! GO PTSC)
To: FlJoePa
No idea what the heck a "bacon roll" is, but it sounds tasty.Pig knuckle sandwich?
To: Shermy
He said: "His only explanation is that he had drunk far too much.Lightweight. (although I would not have attempted to go to work the next day, yet alone order a bacon roll for breakfast.)
To: Shermy
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:27:23 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Sixth degree of Bacon felony)
To: Shermy
He diluted his whiskey with vodka.
Benny Hill
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:31:03 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
To: operation clinton cleanup
Most likely, he hadn't been to bed yet. No way could a person get out of bed and eat something called a "bacon roll" after drinking that much booze.
The alcohol content of that much hard liquor is equivalent to about 3 1/2 cases of beer, so I have to question the accuracy of that estimate. He'd have been in a coma or dead, unless he spread the consumption out over many hours.
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:40:44 PM PDT
by
NorthWoody
(A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user. - Theodore Roosevelt)
To: NorthWoody
That must have been the lawyer's estimate. Wonder what his BAC was when he was arrested?
To: Shermy; aculeus; Senator Bedfellow; Billthedrill; Larry Lucido
Andre Cartwright, 36, had drunk 1.5 litres of vodka and a litre of Jack Daniels whiskey the night before . . .Prime suspect in a string of aspirin robberies.
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:48:50 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: FlJoePa
Maybe those hors d'oeuvre things with the bacon wrapped around a water chestnut?
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:52:13 PM PDT
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lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl
"When bacon-rolls attack" ping!
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posted on
10/05/2006 4:54:14 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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