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1 posted on 10/05/2006 4:17:22 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: MadIvan; TrebleRebel; dighton; Kenny Bunk

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2 posted on 10/05/2006 4:19:38 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: Shermy
Jack Daniels whiskey

That'll do it.
3 posted on 10/05/2006 4:20:28 PM PDT by kinoxi (.)
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To: Bacon Man; Xenalyte

bacon ping


4 posted on 10/05/2006 4:21:16 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Shermy

The UK's non-enforcement of its laws is slowly, but surely killing the once great country.


5 posted on 10/05/2006 4:21:29 PM PDT by ozoneliar ("The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants" -T.J.)
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To: Shermy
"...because he had a problem with drugs and alcohol. That has been halted, but there are occasional lapses and this was one of them."

Interesting use of tenses.

6 posted on 10/05/2006 4:21:53 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Shermy
Andre Cartwright, 36, had drunk 1.5 litres of vodka and a litre of Jack Daniels whiskey the night before

My sainted aunt's grape juice! How was he able to stay upright much less mobile?

8 posted on 10/05/2006 4:22:20 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (De inimico non loquaris sed cogites)
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To: Shermy
I hope Peter Dodd is not a Muslim! That would really suck!
9 posted on 10/05/2006 4:22:44 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Shermy; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Andre Cartwright, 36, had drunk 1.5 litres of vodka and a litre of Jack Daniels whiskey the night before he shoved the sandwich into the mouth of Peter Dodd, a court was told.

He is the Pusher Robot...


10 posted on 10/05/2006 4:23:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("The Democratic Party: Against buggering youths for almost a week now." --IMAO.us)
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To: Shermy

I hope it was a mooselimb!


11 posted on 10/05/2006 4:23:28 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (Time to eradicated islambs and mooselimbs! GO PTSC)
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To: Shermy
He said: "His only explanation is that he had drunk far too much.

Lightweight. (although I would not have attempted to go to work the next day, yet alone order a bacon roll for breakfast.)

13 posted on 10/05/2006 4:27:13 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Shermy

Pig AND a poke...


14 posted on 10/05/2006 4:27:23 PM PDT by mikrofon (Sixth degree of Bacon felony)
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To: Shermy
He diluted his whiskey with vodka.
Benny Hill
15 posted on 10/05/2006 4:31:03 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran ("Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto")
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To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl

"When bacon-rolls attack" ping!


20 posted on 10/05/2006 4:54:14 PM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Shermy
managed to turn his life around

Isn't that special.

22 posted on 10/05/2006 5:00:01 PM PDT by csvset (Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil & inhumane)
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Andre Cartwright, 36, had drunk 1.5 litres of vodka and a litre of Jack Daniels whiskey the night before...

Who needs a bacon roll? His breath alone was a deadly weapon.

23 posted on 10/05/2006 5:08:06 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Shermy
Some days someone finally has to do all the heavy lifting and pasting. This is a British breakfast bacon roll ad:

And there's other photos of those British bacon rolls, all of which indicate that the man's cheeks were well padded when he got hit.

24 posted on 10/05/2006 5:13:39 PM PDT by xJones
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To: Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Mr. Brightside
Andre Cartwright

"Cartwright! Cartwright!!"

"Excuse me, did a girl call for me""

"Yes, I yell 'Cartwright,' you no answer, I tell her you no here, she say cuss word and hang up."

34 posted on 10/05/2006 10:35:28 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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