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Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
YNet ^ | Oct. 4, 2006 | Yaakov Lappin

Posted on 10/04/2006 11:20:57 AM PDT by Alouette

Iran's supreme leader answers questions on masturbation and other topics on his website

Yaakov Lappin Published: 10.04.06, 19:55

Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled.

Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

Another reader asked: "Once in the holy month of Ramadan, I forgot to brush my teeth, and some tiny bits of food remained in my mouth. I swallowed the bits unintentionally. Do I have to perform the qaḍa (repent) for that day's fast?"

"If you did not know that some bits of food remained between the teeth, or you did not know that they would reach the throat, and they were swallowed unknowingly and unintentionally, then you are not liable to make (repent) of the fast," said Khameini.

'Drink water while standing'

On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are permitted to gamble on horse races.

He is also asked whether it is permissible for a man to marry a woman only in order to be able to live in his wife's country. "Can a man conclude a marriage contract for a year with a European girl after getting her agreement with the purpose of going to her country?" A reader asked.

"There is no problem in that if they are serious in contracting marriage and it is done with her father's permission if she is virgin," Khameini ruled.

The Iranian leader also told readers they were allowed to "to drink water while standing" at nights. It was "not permissible" to take part in meetings attended by both men and women, he told another reader.

"In Islam's view, rulers and governments exist just to serve people and carry out works in the interest of the public and this is what God demands us, as authorities, to fulfill," Khamenei was quoted Tuesday telling Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.


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To: brooklyn dave
Hey I think I'll up it to three times a day (rather than the perfunctory two) in honor of Ramadan--using fatback as a lubricant.

Well, thank you for sharing that with us, Dave.

61 posted on 10/04/2006 12:21:16 PM PDT by Allegra (HAPPY FUN BALL IS REALLY TICKED OFF)
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To: Alouette
On the website, Khameini also tells Iranians that only jockeys are permitted to gamble on horse races.

I can see all the Jockeys in Kentucky becoming Muslims.
62 posted on 10/04/2006 12:21:50 PM PDT by Recon Dad (Marine Spec Ops Dad)
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To: fourmation599

I have NEVER heard it put so, um, er, eloquently.


63 posted on 10/04/2006 12:25:13 PM PDT by Jaded ("I have a mustard- seed; and I am not afraid to use it."- Joseph Ratzinger)
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To: Allegra
"Start Me Up?" You forgot that one. ;-)

So I did! "Willie and the Hand Jive" too.

Ramadan sucks. The best bar in the Green Zone is shut down for the duration.

I'll ask some of my students to get blotto on your behalf. I doubt I'll have trouble finding volunteers.

64 posted on 10/04/2006 12:26:46 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dude, how could you forget "Stroke Me" by Billy Squier?


65 posted on 10/04/2006 12:31:23 PM PDT by Toby06
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To: brooklyn dave

66 posted on 10/04/2006 12:33:06 PM PDT by Toby06
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To: Slings and Arrows
I'll ask some of my students to get blotto on your behalf. I doubt I'll have trouble finding volunteers.

Oh, we managed. We bought said booze and beer at the liquor store (which is OPEN for Ramadan, but the BAR is closed because of Ramadan), invited everyone to the villa we work in and had an impromptu party.

We just find our own little ways to celebrate Ramadan. ;-)

67 posted on 10/04/2006 12:34:48 PM PDT by Allegra (HAPPY FUN BALL IS REALLY TICKED OFF)
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To: osideplanner

68 posted on 10/04/2006 12:40:03 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: Our man in washington

I think that would be worth the effort -- just to see what happens.


69 posted on 10/04/2006 12:40:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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To: FBD
"Deliberate masturbation during the month of Ramadan renders a fast invalid, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini has ruled."

Well, there ya have it.
From the mouths of Holy Men to your ears, bucko.

So.

...when's Ramadan? ;^)

70 posted on 10/04/2006 12:42:36 PM PDT by Landru (That does it, no sleep number for you pal.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

If you don't touch yourself during Ramadan then the Muslims win. This has been a PSA.


71 posted on 10/04/2006 12:43:16 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Seinfeld: The Contest


72 posted on 10/04/2006 12:46:42 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Xenalyte

Put me on----I need all the laughs I can get.


73 posted on 10/04/2006 12:47:44 PM PDT by brooklyn dave (Dhimmis better not be Dhummis!!!!------or else!!!)
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To: Millee; Slings and Arrows
Scenes from Seinfeld's The Contest


Kramer: [Slaps down his bet money a minute after returning from viewing a woman undressing in another building] WELL. I'M OUT!!!

Later the other three have insomnia while Kramer sleeps soundly.
74 posted on 10/04/2006 12:54:43 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: RockinRight

Violation of FR rules to post that photo without a burka.


75 posted on 10/04/2006 1:03:24 PM PDT by osideplanner
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To: Howlin; onyx; Clemenza; Petronski; GummyIII; SevenofNine; martin_fierro; veronica; Xenalyte; ...

ping!


76 posted on 10/04/2006 1:08:54 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Alouette; Slings and Arrows

But rape-orgies are permitted! :-P


77 posted on 10/04/2006 1:18:41 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: brooklyn dave

You're in! Enjoy!


78 posted on 10/04/2006 1:18:45 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva EspaƱa!)
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To: dead
Oh. My. Goodness.

Are you f-ing kidding me? Did you do that one yourself?

It is absolutely freaking priceless.

79 posted on 10/04/2006 1:20:52 PM PDT by AnnaZ (Sh'ma Yisrael Adonai Elohaynu Adonai Echad)
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To: stylin19a

I see a loop-hole but it involves empty whiskey bottles, a dead monkey, and a vacuum cleaner.


80 posted on 10/04/2006 1:33:11 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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