Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan

YNet ^ | Oct. 4, 2006 | Yaakov Lappin

[nralife]

"Let me get this straight (no pun intended). He does spanking the weasel have anything to do with not eating/fasting?"


Fasting usually has to do with denying the physical body (self), in order to more fully get in tune with the spiritual. Denying self, including masturbation, is all part of the same package, so to speak. I can see how indulging in certain acts, would take away from the benefit of a fast.

Do I still think the Iranian leader is nuts, you betcha.

[AppyPappy]

As long as you don't handle little Satan while doing it, I think it is OK.

[GraniteStateConservative]

The Pope advises that people NEVER do it, but forgives them when they do.

I wouldn't say the Catholic Church's position on masturbation is any less backward than Islam's.

[brooklyn dave]

But that doesn't mean you can't get cozy with your camel on a starry night.

[brooklyn dave]

Hey I think I'll up it to three times a day (rather than the perfunctory two) in honor of Ramadan--using fatback as a lubricant.

[brooklyn dave]

well the Holy father doesn't want us to go blind.

[Francis McClobber]

"Let me get this straight (no pun intended). He does spanking the weasel have anything to do with not eating/fasting?"


You can spank the weasel. Just don't spork the weasel.

[AmishDude]

Are women allowed to nag during Ramadan?

[Defiant]

I was being somewhat facetious, but the point is in Christianity, a sin is lovingly forgiven, and in Islam, a harsh and unforgiving cleric rules on behalf of a harsh and unforgiving (phony) deity.

[pax_et_bonum]

Blushing "Oh my!" ping...

[Xenalyte]

Salacious Ping List ping!

And a thanks to pax_et_bonum for the heads-up . . . Pax, the SPL wants to know exactly how you, um, came across this thread.

[SoothingDave]

Hey I think I'll up it to three times a day (rather than the perfunctory two) in honor of Ramadan--using fatback as a lubricant.

Yeah. Too. Much. Information.

SD

[pax_et_bonum]

And a thanks to pax_et_bonum for the heads-up . . . Pax, the SPL wants to know exactly how you, um, came across this thread.

Religious research, of course.

:-)

[TommyDale]

"well the Holy father doesn't want us to go blind."

Just stop when you need glasses!

[Slings and Arrows]

That reminds me: Time to get my Ramadan Ipod playlist together.

"I Touch Myself"
"Turning Japanese"
"She-Bop"
"Centerfold"
"Cat Scratch Fever"
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[roaddog727]

"Hey I think I'll up it to three times a day (rather than the perfunctory two) in honor of Ramadan--using fatback as a lubricant."

That, and sucking down a few brewskies at the same time!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Hey I think I'll up it to three times a day (rather than the perfunctory two) in honor of Ramadan--using fatback as a lubricant.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[N. Theknow]

In a rare moment of tolerance, members of the Religion of Peace are instructed not to "Beat the Bishop."

[Allegra]

"Start Me Up?" You forgot that one. ;-)

Ramadan sucks. The best bar in the Green Zone is shut down for the duration. Oh, the liquor store part of it is open, but the BAR is closed for Ramadan.

Let's see...no, we can't sell you a drink, but we can sell you a bottle of booze or a case of beer.

This makes sense....HOW??

[roaddog727]

"Just don't spork the weasel."

Dag.

I was hankering for a good weasel-sporking, en-shala.

Sheesh.