Posted on 10/02/2006 5:01:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Say hello to America's Hottest Mom.
At least, one of them — if you believe a new reality show.
Single mom Kelly Heyniger, who lives with her two children in a tiny WPB suburban home in Lake Clarke Shores, last week answered a Miami casting call for the new program. With 200-plus contestants queueing up, she says she was pulled out of the line by producers and ushered in ahead of most people.
What happened next, she says, is secret until the show airs later this year. But this much is sure: Expect Heyniger, 36, a cosmetologist who works out of her home, to get plenty of air time.
A spywitness tells me Heyniger was seen being hugged by a contest judge who told her: "This will be a great springboard for you!" Next thing you know, her home was invaded by TV production staff for two days this week to document her home life.
So, Kelly, did you win?
"l'll never tell," she said. "Let's just say that I'm having fun."
What makes a mom hot?
"It's not just looks," said the divorcée, already sounding very much the beauty queen. "It's about your relationship with your children. How you handle life. Inner beauty as much as outer beauty, and about being a role model. And intelligence."
The show is divided into episodes in each of six metropolitan areas, with a grand finale in NYC. The big winner, picked by a still-secret panel of big-deal TV personalities, gets $25,000 and another 25 G's for the children's college.
"I decided to participate because I know all mothers go through a funk period during which they lose sight of who they are," said Heyniger, an aspiring actress who once had a cameo in the TV series Dawson's Creek. "I'm here to tell them that all the trials make you a better person
1. I am TOTALLY jealous of her good looks and perky boobies.
2. She is dressed like a skank, in front of her children.
With a rack like that I doubt she needs much "inner beauty".
IOW, need for "Booth Review"...
After reviewing the play, more review is needed...8^)
re #2, i know, and agree, I just love screwing with the church lady types.
I was thinking even before this post about why the "hottest moms" are always blonde and single?
She's overtanned and wrinkled at 36. Not aging well at all.
Not if I can touch em.
The "church lady" responses are nothing compared to silly immature predictable ogling boys' responses. A nipple protrudes and they lose control. What high standards!
Ah, nature, don't you just love it?
You thought the same thing I did yet because I was a woman I was a Church lady type...? How do you figure we can come to the same conclusion yet yours is more open than mine?
Your a real piece, trying to make yourself look so enlightened by putting me down for saying something you agree with.
God I really despise people who don't have the gonads to say what they think and take the heat for it, they actually stand and condemn the person they agree with to appear more likable to the crowd. Loser
The C-5...because size DOES matter!
Am I supposed to be seeing something besides the big, fake, blouse-monkeys?
Yes. $4000 worth of plastic surgery . . . . . . . and a nose job, too.
Too much makeup, too tan.
Well, the daughter looks like she has mommie's original nose.
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