Posted on 10/02/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT by Millee
A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.
Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.
It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.
He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."
ping!
How you could use this without collapsing into fits of laughter is beyond me.
But may I be the first to suggest a song: "Easy to be Hard."
Isn't the 1812 overture the one with cannon fire?
Puts a whole new light on.."She'll be coming 'round the mountain"
I bought condoms that have Barry White saying "Oh, yeah, baby".
Strokin It??
What happens if there is little or no movement, only expansions, contractions, and heavy breathing? I know it isn't a birth sensor...LOL
Do they have one with speed metal?
Just when you think you've seen it all...
Their worst-seller will have the Minute Waltz...
Heck, they can hand those out at the DNC conventions. :oD
They would need the extra small size, reinforced against all their STDs...except for the Magnum-sized for Hillary.
LOL - {cough, sputter, gag} - LOL!!
You're welcome!
Now everybody, have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vial
Put your right hand out, give a firm handshake
Talk to me about that one big break
Spread your ear pollution both far and wide
Keep your contributions by your side and
Stroke me, stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
You got your number down
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now
Put your left foot out, keep it all in place
Work your way right into my face
First you try to bed me, you make my backbone slide
But when you find you bled me, skip on by
Stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
You're so together boy
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now
Better listen now, said it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Don't ya take no chances, keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances, you can't stop you just
Stroke me, stroke me
"Why don't we do this more often?"
a little 1958 ditty by Wrubel and Newman
as in "Why don't we do this more often just what we're doing tonight?"
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