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Musical condom hits the high notes
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| 10/2/06
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Posted on 10/02/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT by Millee
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Can't say that the "Flight of the Bumblebee" does much for me. ;o)
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posted on
10/02/2006 6:52:26 AM PDT
by
Millee
To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Mike Bates; Mr. Jeeves; ...
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posted on
10/02/2006 6:53:23 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
How you could use this without collapsing into fits of laughter is beyond me.
But may I be the first to suggest a song: "Easy to be Hard."
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posted on
10/02/2006 6:55:04 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Critical Thinking"="I don't understand it so it must be wrong.")
To: Millee
Oh, they'd better have one that plays the William Tell Overture!!!
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posted on
10/02/2006 6:55:34 AM PDT
by
RubyCosmos
(When you do something dumb, it's stupidity. When you give it a name, it's activism.)
To: Millee
Isn't the 1812 overture the one with cannon fire?
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posted on
10/02/2006 6:57:07 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: Millee
Puts a whole new light on.."She'll be coming 'round the mountain"
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posted on
10/02/2006 6:57:53 AM PDT
by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.)
To: Millee
I bought condoms that have Barry White saying "Oh, yeah, baby".
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posted on
10/02/2006 6:59:49 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Millee
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:01:11 AM PDT
by
lakeman
(when a marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle)
To: Millee
What happens if there is little or no movement, only expansions, contractions, and heavy breathing? I know it isn't a birth sensor...LOL
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:05:07 AM PDT
by
From One - Many
(Trust the Old Media At Your Own Risk)
To: Millee
Do they have one with speed metal?
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:06:02 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
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To: Millee
Just when you think you've seen it all...
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:06:14 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Millee
Their worst-seller will have the Minute Waltz...
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:06:58 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
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To: Maximus of Texas
A prostitute is someone who'll love you no matter who you arrrre.
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:08:14 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: JRios1968
Heck, they can hand those out at the DNC conventions. :oD
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:09:03 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
demonrats with unbreakable(?) water balloons....LOL
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:10:50 AM PDT
by
From One - Many
(Trust the Old Media At Your Own Risk)
To: Millee
They would need the extra small size, reinforced against all their STDs...except for the Magnum-sized for Hillary.
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:20:10 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
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To: JRios1968
LOL - {cough, sputter, gag} - LOL!!
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:21:08 AM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: Millee
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posted on
10/02/2006 7:21:47 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: Millee
Now everybody, have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vial
Put your right hand out, give a firm handshake
Talk to me about that one big break
Spread your ear pollution both far and wide
Keep your contributions by your side and
Stroke me, stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
You got your number down
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now
Put your left foot out, keep it all in place
Work your way right into my face
First you try to bed me, you make my backbone slide
But when you find you bled me, skip on by
Stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke me, stroke me
You're so together boy
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now
Better listen now, said it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Don't ya take no chances, keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances, you can't stop you just
Stroke me, stroke me
To: Millee
"Why don't we do this more often?"
a little 1958 ditty by Wrubel and Newman
as in "Why don't we do this more often just what we're doing tonight?"
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posted on
10/02/2006 8:24:55 AM PDT
by
bwteim
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