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FWIW, another DUI for an NFL guy. Here's the kicker: he had a completely sober passenger who thought it best to let the intoxicated one drive the car.
1 posted on 09/25/2006 9:08:24 AM PDT by Dysart
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To: Dysart

"Your friend is blind?!?"

"Yep!"

"So why is HE driving?"

"Because he's the only one that's sober!"

}:-)4


2 posted on 09/25/2006 9:19:55 AM PDT by Moose4 (They caught me white and nerdy.)
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To: Dysart

The drunk and the stupid...


3 posted on 09/25/2006 9:21:11 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Dysart

Celebrating victory over the Steelers....


4 posted on 09/25/2006 9:42:56 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)
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To: Dysart

I thought it was Uma. The pictures on this thread, if any, will be decidedly below the quality level I anticipated.


5 posted on 09/25/2006 9:43:10 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Dysart

More legal problems for the Bungles...


7 posted on 09/25/2006 9:44:50 AM PDT by darkangel82 (Higher visibility leads to greater zottability.)
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To: Dysart
I wonder if he lives near a bus line?

It'll help him get to work quicker at his new job at the lumber yard.

8 posted on 09/25/2006 9:47:41 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: Dysart
Ahhhh, *another* prospect.

...for Green Bay.

10 posted on 09/25/2006 9:50:38 AM PDT by Landru (That does it, no sleep number for you pal.)
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To: Dysart

Was the sober passenger WR Chris Henry? If so, he's got about 8 court trials coming up for himself....


11 posted on 09/25/2006 9:55:17 AM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Dysart

Idiot extraordinaire. If he's worried about maintaining the pimp daddy image, since it isn't cool to be seen coming and going in a taxi, he could've hired a limo.


15 posted on 09/27/2006 11:26:47 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("A litany of complaints is not a plan." - GW Bush, referring to DNC's lack of a platform on ANYTHING)
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To: Dysart
already serving a four-game suspension for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy

Way to kill a budding career, dopehead. Keep it up and ten years from now, you'll still have the lifestyle. The only difference is, you'll be getting high and drunk with the bag ladies in a skid row vacant lot and home will be under a bridge.

16 posted on 09/27/2006 11:30:37 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("A litany of complaints is not a plan." - GW Bush, referring to DNC's lack of a platform on ANYTHING)
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