You get a horse's A$$
Posted on 09/18/2006 7:33:33 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot
Animal bordellos draw Norwegians Denmark's animal bordellos reportedly draw Norwegian clients, but both countries have loopholes that make such establishments legal. Here a Danish animal owner offers his horse to a Danish journalist claiming to be interested in animal sex.
Related stories: Former cop busted in pig pen - Neither Denmark nor Norway has a prohibition on sex with animals, as long as the animals do not suffer.
On the Internet Danish animal owners advertise openly that they offer sex with animals, without intervention from police or other authorities, Danish newspaper 24timer reports.
In correspondence with the animal owners, the newspaper was told that the animals involved have many years of experience and that the animals themselves wanted sex. The cost to the client varied from DKK 500-1,000 (USD 85-170).
(Excerpt) Read more at aftenposten.no ...
Its just a different lifestyle. Who are we to judge?
(sarcasm/off)
tic tic tic
They probably think they're having a swine time..
At least now we know why so many islamists want to immigrate to these countries.
Well, they don't call Norweigians "blue-eyed Arabs" for no reason.
Hi Ho Silver.
You get a horse's A$$
Somewhere in Massachusetts, a liberal is researching how much a similar business will cost him... especially since they demoted bestiality to a misdemeanor.
Ewww! I thought from the headline it was something like a place that had various breeds of dogs for hire to breed with other dog or whatnot. Bring spot in to meet another doggie. But Ewww!
Didn't SouthPark have an episode about a man and a chicken?
Sickening.People into bestiality have something seriously wrong with them.
i'd have a cat for hire...
(please supply blood type in advance)
Bart Simpson: Don't have a cow, man!
How do they know? Ask, "Was it good for you, Fido?"
Is sex with a big dog OK? A medium dog? A small dog? A hamster? A mouse? A baby mouse? How do you know in advance whether the animal is going to suffer? Is sex with a baby mouse pedophilia?
Ah, so many animals and so many questions!
Chickenlover
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South Park episode
"Chickenlover"
Episode no. 16
Airdate May 20, 1998
South Park - Season 2
April 1998 - January 1999
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Chickenlover
Ike's Wee Wee
Conjoined Fetus Lady
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
City on the Edge of Forever
Summer Sucks
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Chickenpox
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Clubhouses
Cow Days
Chef Aid
Spookyfish
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Gnomes
Prehistoric Ice Man
List of all South Park episodes
"Chickenlover" is episode 203 of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on May 20, 1998.
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
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Plot synopsis
In this episode, a pervert is molesting chickens in town. When Officer Barbrady starts the investigation, he is confronted with his inability to read. He resigns in shame and anarchy immediately breaks out. Barbrady is put into the boys' class to learn to read. Meanwhile, the "Chickenlover" strikes again.
Officer Barbrady's book report on Go, Dog, Go! gives him an A and he starts to enjoy the school life a little too much. Mayor McDaniels forces him to learn reading more quickly to solve the case. He promotes the four boys to deputies to help him in his task. From then on, Cartman patrols the town on his tricycle, enforcing his own brand of justice and dealing violently with those who fail to respect his "authoritah." Meanwhile, Barbrady put some clues together by reading some children's books. When he almost gives up, the boys keep up his spirits.
The molester is finally caught in the petting zoo, who turns out to be the Book Mobile driver. He plotted this all along to encourage Barbrady to learn to read. He gives Barbrady a copy of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged, which convinces Barbrady that reading "totally sucks ass." In the end, he swears never to read again.
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Don't forget poor old Lemmiwinks either...
Calling PETA.......
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