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Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Ananova ^
| 2006
Posted on 09/15/2006 10:16:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hilf; napl; spinynorman; viniusinvictus
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To: bannie
Why let common sense get in the way of a great story?
81
posted on
09/26/2006 8:26:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows
o/~ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd'a been married a long ago... o/~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
82
posted on
09/27/2006 10:21:35 AM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! ...as I stencil another sillouette on my keyboard.
83
posted on
09/27/2006 11:49:53 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Burglar drops dresser, shot in chest, fills drawers." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Slings and Arrows; Kate of Spice Island; Irish_Thatcherite; martin_fierro
LOL
Now don't go blaming this on Cotton-Eye Joe. It ain't his fault...
84
posted on
09/27/2006 11:50:23 AM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(Boldly Going Nowhere since, er, I don't know when...)
To: Slings and Arrows
I hate it when I'm common!
:-)
85
posted on
09/27/2006 4:41:39 PM PDT
by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A little foreplay might have helped avoid this problem.
86
posted on
07/06/2007 12:39:36 AM PDT
by
expatguy
(Support - "An American Expat in Southeast Asia")
To: expatguy
Don’t tell me, tell the hedgehog.
87
posted on
07/06/2007 5:30:52 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Gaza: Your one-stop schadenfreude entertainment center.)
To: Slings and Arrows
How does a guy, look at a hedgehog, and have the need to have some of that????
88
posted on
07/06/2007 5:36:45 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: frithguild; pissant
is this true??
/teasing
:)
89
posted on
07/06/2007 5:37:34 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Calpernia
Helen Thomas has a daughter. People are weird.
90
posted on
07/06/2007 6:10:27 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Gaza: Your one-stop schadenfreude entertainment center.)
To: A CA Guy; Slings and Arrows
NO! The witch doctor didn't say, "have sex with a hedgehog."
He said, "go behind the hedge, and have sex with that hog!"
Indeed, that WOULD cure premature ejaculation problems, if one can call a total, permanent aversion to sex a 'cure'.
91
posted on
07/06/2007 11:13:25 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
To: ApplegateRanch
Before taking medication, always check the side effects.
92
posted on
07/06/2007 11:18:17 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Gaza: Your one-stop schadenfreude entertainment center.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Am I the only one thinking of Nanny Ogg?What happens in the Ramtops, stays in the Ramtops!
93
posted on
07/06/2007 11:47:52 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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