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Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
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| 9/15/06
Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Xenalyte
My day is now complete.
;-)
41
posted on
09/15/2006 6:53:06 AM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: Toby06
Why do your posts always show up when people start talking about penis.
Wait, I'm here too.
Nevermind.
42
posted on
09/15/2006 6:55:56 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I'm your huckleberry)
To: DungeonMaster
Actually I prefer that you smoke it.
"Heh heh heh."
To: RockinRight
sounds like hillary clinton
44
posted on
09/15/2006 6:56:19 AM PDT
by
al baby
To: Mr. Brightside; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
If I weren't at work I'd post the video for a certain King Missile song.
45
posted on
09/15/2006 6:59:13 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: pax_et_bonum
I had a feeling this would ice your Friday cake!
So to speak. ;p
46
posted on
09/15/2006 7:03:47 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Truly, the road to enlightenment is like unto half a mile of broken glass.)
To: Xenalyte
In the testing lab....
First lab attendant: "Looky here! Hillery is applying for a job!
Second lab attendant: How do you know?
First lab attendent: No other woman could have this much testosterone in a sample!
47
posted on
09/15/2006 7:16:48 AM PDT
by
Issaquahking
(Trust can't be bought)
To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...
To: Mr. Brightside
She heard microwave energy causes severe swelling.
49
posted on
09/15/2006 7:56:05 AM PDT
by
Vinnie
To: Xenalyte
I had a feeling this would ice your Friday cake! So to speak. ;p
I can't decide whether it's iced or melted.... :-I
50
posted on
09/15/2006 8:02:18 AM PDT
by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: xsmommy; martin_fierro
martin is sleeping away while the microwaved penis case comes to fruition. We had The scoop yesterday (post 31)
SD
To: SoothingDave; martin_fierro
well i will be sure to come to you two, as the GO TO PENILE UPDATE guys ; )
52
posted on
09/15/2006 8:13:29 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Larry Lucido; RepoGirl
53
posted on
09/15/2006 8:13:38 AM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
To: nuconvert
"Why did they have to replace the microwave?"Pernaps the fake penis peed all over it.
54
posted on
09/15/2006 8:14:54 AM PDT
by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
To: yldstrk
This ain't "news/activism". Pls move it to "Chat/Garbage".
Whaddya mean? This is the biggest story to come out of Mckeesport in ...oh probably 100 years.
55
posted on
09/15/2006 8:17:36 AM PDT
by
Kokojmudd
(Outsource GM to a Red State! Put Walmart in charge of all Federal agencies!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Thanks for the ping! The title alone had me LOL!
To: xsmommy
Oh, you! I bet you say that to all the guys;)
57
posted on
09/15/2006 8:21:25 AM PDT
by
bwteim
(bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
To: ASA Vet
haha, yes. See the picture right below your response.
Whoo hoo!
58
posted on
09/15/2006 8:38:17 AM PDT
by
Shimmer128
(kûlia i ka nu`u.)
To: martin_fierro; Mr. Brightside
Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At StoreBummer........... personally, I've always liked my fake penis broiled with garlic and onions.......... and just a little rosemary.
59
posted on
09/15/2006 8:45:52 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
To: Mr. Brightside
60
posted on
09/15/2006 8:47:44 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
( How much freedom of speech you enjoy depends on who you insult.)
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