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1 posted on 09/12/2006 8:52:58 AM PDT by Fractal Trader
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To: Fractal Trader

I hope he gets a stiff sentence and does some hard time.


2 posted on 09/12/2006 8:53:40 AM PDT by Diggler (American Infidel)
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I miss you, man.

This was the perfect "Just Damn" article!


3 posted on 09/12/2006 8:54:40 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The state board will meet in closed session to discuss whether it violated an open meetings law)
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"Honest, it wasn't mine."

4 posted on 09/12/2006 8:54:55 AM PDT by dfwgator
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The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes.

Where to begin.

5 posted on 09/12/2006 8:55:19 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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The unnamed 42-year-old ...

Not for long I'll bet.

7 posted on 09/12/2006 8:57:27 AM PDT by Snardius
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"Auto-Erotica" redefined!


9 posted on 09/12/2006 9:00:12 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Fractal Trader
Van Halen's Panama:

Yeah, were runnin a little bit hot tonight.
I can barely see the road from the heat comin off of it.


Ah, you reach down, between my legs,
Ease the seat back.
She's blinding, Im flying,
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, aint no stopping now!
Panama!

11 posted on 09/12/2006 9:02:00 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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The result of localized high blood pressure that caused an equal but opposite localized low blood pressure in the cranium.


13 posted on 09/12/2006 9:02:30 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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3rd Pump story in the last 6months.

Hope it doesn't turn into a ping list.


15 posted on 09/12/2006 9:04:20 AM PDT by Global2010 (My Pumpkin Honey Smoked Salmon is yummy. Pray the Rosary)
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Oh man, how embaressing is that?
I hope he took moms advice and at least had clean underwear on.
16 posted on 09/12/2006 9:06:00 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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That really sucks!


17 posted on 09/12/2006 9:06:25 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)
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We shouldn't be too quick to 'judge' the driver, should we? After all, he was just trying to better him self while multitasking.


19 posted on 09/12/2006 9:08:37 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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Takes multi-tasking to a new level ping...


22 posted on 09/12/2006 9:15:10 AM PDT by Froufrou
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His defense;

"I did not have sex with that pump."

[anybody would lie about sex]

23 posted on 09/12/2006 9:21:51 AM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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Yeah, but was he on his cell phone? If he was we could really fine his @ss!


24 posted on 09/12/2006 9:25:19 AM PDT by Tallguy (The problem with this war is the name... You don't wage war against a tactic.)
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Isn't he a former judge?


25 posted on 09/12/2006 9:50:39 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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Police Peter Polak peeked a penis pump in perps pants ...


26 posted on 09/12/2006 9:56:00 AM PDT by maggief
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Side note... The wife has a couple of female friends who are young and cute (upper 20s) grade school teachers. They told her that they keep their "friend" in the car with them and after a long, tough day at work, would usually relax and relieve their um... "tensions" while on their way driving home from school.

Heh, heh, heh... Think about THAT the next time your stuck in afternoon traffic and see a cute young thing in the car next to you.

27 posted on 09/12/2006 10:10:45 AM PDT by Hatteras
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What a pervert...I can't imagine anyone driving a Citroen!!!


28 posted on 09/12/2006 10:16:54 AM PDT by politicalwit (Freedom doesn't mean a Free Pass.)
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...and the earth moved.


31 posted on 09/12/2006 10:54:50 AM PDT by SmithL (Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
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