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Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
The Register ^ | 12 September 2006 | Lester Haines

Posted on 09/12/2006 8:52:57 AM PDT by Fractal Trader

A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and "with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.

The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred. Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters: "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."

Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."

The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes.


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To: Global2010
"The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes."

Must... not... comment.

21 posted on 09/12/2006 9:10:57 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: Fractal Trader; Millee; baker_girl; new cruelty; wallcrawlr

Takes multi-tasking to a new level ping...


22 posted on 09/12/2006 9:15:10 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Fractal Trader
His defense;

"I did not have sex with that pump."

[anybody would lie about sex]

23 posted on 09/12/2006 9:21:51 AM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: Fractal Trader

Yeah, but was he on his cell phone? If he was we could really fine his @ss!


24 posted on 09/12/2006 9:25:19 AM PDT by Tallguy (The problem with this war is the name... You don't wage war against a tactic.)
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To: Fractal Trader

Isn't he a former judge?


25 posted on 09/12/2006 9:50:39 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Fractal Trader

Police Peter Polak peeked a penis pump in perps pants ...


26 posted on 09/12/2006 9:56:00 AM PDT by maggief
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To: Fractal Trader
Side note... The wife has a couple of female friends who are young and cute (upper 20s) grade school teachers. They told her that they keep their "friend" in the car with them and after a long, tough day at work, would usually relax and relieve their um... "tensions" while on their way driving home from school.

Heh, heh, heh... Think about THAT the next time your stuck in afternoon traffic and see a cute young thing in the car next to you.

27 posted on 09/12/2006 10:10:45 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Fractal Trader

What a pervert...I can't imagine anyone driving a Citroen!!!


28 posted on 09/12/2006 10:16:54 AM PDT by politicalwit (Freedom doesn't mean a Free Pass.)
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To: Hatteras

Is that the new buzz on the streets?


29 posted on 09/12/2006 10:16:54 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Hatteras
Were they driving the Pontiac Vibe?

30 posted on 09/12/2006 10:54:32 AM PDT by Diggler (American Infidel)
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To: Fractal Trader

...and the earth moved.


31 posted on 09/12/2006 10:54:50 AM PDT by SmithL (Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
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To: Hatteras; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The wife has a couple of female friends who are young and cute (upper 20s) grade school teachers. They told her that they keep their "friend" in the car with them and after a long, tough day at work, would usually relax and relieve their um... "tensions" while on their way driving home from school.

At least they're not talking on cell phones...oh wait, don't those things have a "vibrate" mode?


32 posted on 09/12/2006 11:05:34 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: Fractal Trader
Penis-pump driver crashes into bus

How do you drive a penis pump?

On second thought, I don't want to know.

33 posted on 09/12/2006 11:08:15 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Fractal Trader

It's not mine baybee I sweaaah...


34 posted on 09/12/2006 11:15:27 AM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Paranoid? I'm carrying a Glock 17, an extra magazine and a knife, why would I be paranoid?)
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To: Fractal Trader; Slings and Arrows
"I told you not to interrupt me when I'm driving."


35 posted on 09/12/2006 11:15:48 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
36 posted on 09/12/2006 11:20:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

LMAO!!


37 posted on 09/12/2006 11:38:53 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Slings and Arrows

Man...

This calls for The Ping...8^)


38 posted on 09/12/2006 11:41:47 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout
This calls for The Ping...8^)

Penis Pump Ping? ;)

39 posted on 09/12/2006 11:44:58 AM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; MikefromOhio

Thread Jesters.

Can't ping out right now, I'm about to head to class for the next couple hours. Plus the fact that I'm operating on an NX connection.


40 posted on 09/12/2006 11:47:20 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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