The Hobbit Hole XXXI - Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today!

http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ ^ | Sept 7 2006

[HairOfTheDog]

Welcome to The Hobbit Hole!

Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today!

• First thread: New Zealander builds Hobbit hole
• Second thread: The New Hobbit Hole
• Third thread: The Hobbit Hole III - Journey to the Cross-roads! (Congratulations, we filled it up!)
• Fourth Thread: The Hobbit Hole IV - The Road Goes Ever On...
• Fifth Thread: The Hobbit Hole V - Where Many Paths and Errands Meet...
• Sixth Thread: The Hobbit Hole VI - And Whither Then? I Cannot Say...
• Seventh Thread: The Hobbit Hole VII - But not yet weary are our feet...
• Eighth Thread: The Hobbit Hole VIII - Still round the corner we may meet...
• Ninth Thread: The Hobbit Hole IX - A sudden tree or standing stone
• Tenth Thread: The Hobbit Hole X - That none have seen but we alone.
      Eleventh Thread: Wedding Edition: The Hobbit Hole XI - No One Admitted Except on Wedding Business!
• Twelfth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XII - Tree and flower and leaf and grass
• Thirteenth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XIII - Let them pass! Let them pass!
• Fourteenth thread: The Hobbit Hole XIV - Hill and Water Under Sky
• Fifteenth thread: The Hobbit Hole XV - Pass them by! Pass them by!
• Sixteenth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XVI - Still round the corner there may wait...
• Seventeenth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XVII - A new road or a secret gate...
• Eighteenth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XVIII - Though we pass them by today...
• Nineteenth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XIX - Tomorrow we may come this way...
• Twentieth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XX - And take the hidden paths that run...
• Twenty-first Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXI - ...Towards the Moon or to the Sun.
• Twenty-second Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXII - ...Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe
• Twenty-third Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXIII - Let them go! Let them go!
• Twenty-Fourth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXIV - Sand and Stone and Pool and Dell...
• Twenty-Fifth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXV - Fare you well! Fare you well!
• Twenty-Sixth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXVI - Home is behind, the world ahead
• Twenty-Seventh Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXVII - And there are many paths to tread
• Twenty-Eighth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXVIII - Through shadows to the edge of night
• Twenty-Nineth Thread: The Hobbit Hole XXIX - Until the stars are all alight
• Thirtieth thread: The Hobbit Hole XXX - Then world behind and home ahead...

New verse:

Upon the hearth the fire is red, Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet, Still round the corner we may meet A sudden tree or standing stone That none have seen but we alone. Tree and flower and leaf and grass, Let them pass! Let them pass! Hill and water under sky, Pass them by! Pass them by!

Still round the corner there may wait A new road or a secret gate, And though we pass them by today, Tomorrow we may come this way And take the hidden paths that run Towards the Moon or to the Sun. Apple, thorn, and nut and sloe, Let them go! Let them go! Sand and stone and pool and dell, Fare you well! Fare you well!

Home is behind, the world ahead, And there are many paths to tread Through shadows to the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight. Then world behind and home ahead, We’ll wander back to home and bed. Mist and twilight, cloud and shade, Away shall fade! Away shall fade! Fire and lamp, and meat and bread, And then to bed! And then to bed!

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[JenB]

Thanks. I'd much rather find a job now than in two months when I'm out of work.

[RosieCotton]

Gosh, it's wet out there. Ungh.

I really don't like driving on the interstate in this stuff. Mostly because of morons who stick only about a foot back from my bumper.

Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "Hey, hemorrhoid! Get off my a__!"

I kin identify with that sentiment.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't think you should have that sticker on your van when you go to church. ;~)

[RosieCotton]

Strangely enough...that's where I saw it.

Looking around when I walked in, I kinda had to wonder who it belonged to...

[RosieCotton]

This was the church in Lacey...kinda don't think the other crowd would go there. ;-)

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe the owner is a proctologist...

[RosieCotton]

Heh...I was gonna say, if I saw it at work, I'd have figured that...

[TalonDJ]

Just wrote you into my story as the really cheesy main character of an amazingly bad series of pulp vampire novels.

[RosieCotton]

Oh dear...

[TalonDJ]

hehehe
Really bag excerpt warning:
Cor Von Stormhan the Count of Paine stared undauntedly at the circle of undead surrounding him. The lifeless body of his beloved Angela slipped from his grasp and settled softly to the floor. The last Hunter of the Dead stood slowly, his long black coat slipping open to reveal an arsenal of weapons. “Your souls will be tasty.” The lead vampire ghoul rasped. The Count of Paine drew his 64 caliber revolver Vengeance. “How about an appetizer first?” *Boom*! The head of the twisted ancient horror exploded in a cloud of rancid brains. Cor drew Vengance’s twin, Retribution. “You scum looks like you could use a hot meal.” He leveled the hang cannons on the horde. “Dinner is served.”

[TalonDJ]

oops, stupid missing line break tags... :P

[RosieCotton]

Err...the Count of Paine??!

[Corin Stormhands]

I'm flattered...um...really...

[JenB]

I swear I had nothing to do with this.

[RosieCotton]

Uh-huh..

[JenB]

I may be able to egg him on but I sure can't restrain him.

[Corin Stormhands]

[ExGeeEye]

Well done.

[ExGeeEye]

Well...

[ExGeeEye]

Okay...if no one else wants it.