[TalonDJ]

hehehe
Really bag excerpt warning:
Cor Von Stormhan the Count of Paine stared undauntedly at the circle of undead surrounding him. The lifeless body of his beloved Angela slipped from his grasp and settled softly to the floor. The last Hunter of the Dead stood slowly, his long black coat slipping open to reveal an arsenal of weapons. “Your souls will be tasty.” The lead vampire ghoul rasped. The Count of Paine drew his 64 caliber revolver Vengeance. “How about an appetizer first?” *Boom*! The head of the twisted ancient horror exploded in a cloud of rancid brains. Cor drew Vengance’s twin, Retribution. “You scum looks like you could use a hot meal.” He leveled the hang cannons on the horde. “Dinner is served.”

[TalonDJ]

oops, stupid missing line break tags... :P

[RosieCotton]

Err...the Count of Paine??!

[Corin Stormhands]

I'm flattered...um...really...