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Katherine Harris DOES NOT Have Cooties! (UPDATE)
Self ^ | 09/03/2006 | self

Posted on 09/03/2006 6:38:01 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance



Katherine Harris Has Cooties


OoohNooo! COOTIES?





Yep.



Cooties.





OohNoooo...





Sounds like a vey series medical matter.







Sounds like A CASE FOR HILLARY....and Healthy People 2010, courtesy of HillaryCare.





OooohNoooo.....




OooohYesssss.









But she's not a Doctor!



Yes she is! She's a Witch Doctor!




And she's the smartest woman in the world!








(cackle) I'll get you, my pretty!






Okay, tell me where it hurts.




It doesn't hurt at all. I don't even HAVE cooties!
Only Democrat girls and RINO girls get cooties.





Sorry, I can't release you until I consider you cured.
Fill out all these quadruplicate HillaryCare Forms.











Four hours later....




OK. First, I'll do my 'cootie cure' I SHALL REIGN dance.






(ATTENTION: barf bag alert!)
















Your HillaryCare tax dollars at work.
Does that help?




No. Actually, now I DO feel nauseous




GOOD. I mean, Hmmm. OK.




Hmmmm... Oooommm....
Toe of Newt and you're a beaut...
Oops. I mean...
Here, take two of these and call me in the morning.





But these are cyanide capsules.






Oops. Must have misdiagnosed your 20-20 vision.






OK, Let me consult with Mr. Bill.




Do you mean the clay Mr. Bill or Slug, X42i Mr. Bill? Um, actually...Never mind.




Look, Mrs. Clinton, this isn't necessary. I'm fine!






That's NURSE RATCHET, I mean, DOCTOR CLINTON to you!








I'll save you from the evil Dr. Clinton!





WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR! MY HERO!







Uh-Oh. Better try to spin this....








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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

*whew*!!!

I am only saying this because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.


21 posted on 09/03/2006 9:05:42 PM PDT by VictoryGal (Never give up, never surrender!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Funny stuff.....thanks for the humor ping!


22 posted on 09/03/2006 9:32:06 PM PDT by JulieRNR21 (Go Katherine "ALL your base are belong to us." Go here: http://www.ElectHarris.org)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
That picture of Hillary with the pink feather boa was shocking to the senses. Rather than fall asleep I'll have to wait until I fall over from severe exhaustion several days from now.
23 posted on 09/03/2006 9:42:34 PM PDT by Jaysun (Idiot Muslims. They're just dying to have sex orgies.)
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To: VictoryGal

LOL!


24 posted on 09/03/2006 10:13:31 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Jaysun

Well, I DID warn you! But I feel your pain....


25 posted on 09/03/2006 10:15:24 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

OH, NOOOOOOOO, Mr. Bill!


26 posted on 09/04/2006 7:53:22 AM PDT by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Just circulate these photos next to each other and we will destroy Hillary Care.

...and her candidacy.

Cheers!

27 posted on 09/04/2006 11:03:52 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
LOL!

Happy Labor Day!


28 posted on 09/04/2006 11:05:52 AM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

This is so stupid. Couldn't you use somebody who is going to lose the Democratic Senate seat instead of someone who is going to win easily. This just makes us FREEPERS look stupid.


29 posted on 09/05/2006 8:45:26 AM PDT by napscoordinator
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