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Katherine Harris DOES NOT Have Cooties! (UPDATE)
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| 09/03/2006
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Posted on 09/03/2006 6:38:01 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance
Katherine Harris Has Cooties
OoohNooo! COOTIES?
Yep.
Cooties.
OohNoooo...
Sounds like a vey series medical matter.
Sounds like A CASE FOR HILLARY....and Healthy People 2010, courtesy of HillaryCare.
OooohNoooo.....
OooohYesssss.
But she's not a Doctor!
Yes she is! She's a Witch Doctor!
And she's the smartest woman in the world!
(cackle) I'll get you, my pretty!
Okay, tell me where it hurts.
It doesn't hurt at all. I don't even HAVE cooties!
Only Democrat girls and RINO girls get cooties.
Sorry, I can't release you until I consider you cured.
Fill out all these quadruplicate HillaryCare Forms.
Four hours later....
OK. First, I'll do my 'cootie cure' I SHALL REIGN dance.
(ATTENTION: barf bag alert!)
Your HillaryCare tax dollars at work.
Does that help?
No. Actually, now I DO feel nauseous
GOOD. I mean, Hmmm. OK.
Hmmmm... Oooommm....
Toe of Newt and you're a beaut...
Oops. I mean...
Here, take two of these and call me in the morning.
But these are cyanide capsules.
Oops. Must have misdiagnosed your 20-20 vision.
OK, Let me consult with Mr. Bill.
Do you mean the clay Mr. Bill or Slug, X42i Mr. Bill? Um, actually...Never mind.
Look, Mrs. Clinton, this isn't necessary. I'm fine!
That's NURSE RATCHET, I mean, DOCTOR CLINTON to you!
I'll save you from the evil Dr. Clinton!
WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR! MY HERO!
Uh-Oh. Better try to spin this....
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KEYWORDS: cooties; flelection2006; hillarycare
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:39:10 PM PDT
by
Blueflag
(Res ipsa loquitor)
To: Jim Robinson; Nick Danger; Roscoe Karns; bitt; doug from upland; JulieRNR21; OXENinFLA; apackof2; ..
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:40:00 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Blueflag
IBTZ
Yeah, me too...
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:41:32 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
A Pox on all your monkeys, and your little dog too!
5
posted on
09/03/2006 6:41:39 PM PDT
by
Socratic
("I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa.")
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:42:39 PM PDT
by
Mojave
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
What a waste of bandwidth!
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:43:19 PM PDT
by
MineralMan
(Non-evangelical Atheist)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are, that's a funny joke there!
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:43:30 PM PDT
by
stm
(Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence)
To: Socratic
Sorry, pox is not covered. Actually, large pox is but not small pox.
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:43:41 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: MineralMan
What a waste of bandwidth!
Yes, especially Post 7 ;^)
Some people need a Life. Others need a laugh. Sometimes you get both.
Cheers.
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:46:43 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: MineralMan
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:47:30 PM PDT
by
Mojave
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
LOL! Since you have some spare time on your hands I thought you'd like to know Chris Simcox is having a live simulcast in 15 minutes
here. He's going to report on the fence's progress and the financial matters that so many on this site seem to think is their business. Should be interesting.
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:48:17 PM PDT
by
NewRomeTacitus
(Always question authority during initial analysis)
To: NewRomeTacitus
Thanks. That's sure to be of interest to many.
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:50:20 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: NewRomeTacitus
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posted on
09/03/2006 6:51:20 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
I support all efforts to shore up the grave deficiencies of our national security - both Mr. Gilchrist's and Mr. Simcox's. Perhaps I misunderstood the depth of your disagreements.
I just thought you'd like to here their side of it as presented to a national audience. BTW, I met you in Nashville when State Troopers were stationed across the way in case you "got rowdy".
That was an excellent meet and example of government's fear of it's people.
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posted on
09/03/2006 7:07:39 PM PDT
by
NewRomeTacitus
(Always question authority during initial analysis)
To: NewRomeTacitus
Indeed, We The People must be the stewards of our government--not vice versa.
Yes, I remember meeting you and others en route. But I was thinking I met you in Crawford TX!
Prayers up for our country!
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posted on
09/03/2006 7:28:59 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: pookie18; MikeinIraq; Bon mots; Boazo; ken5050; Echo Talon; dirtboy; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
09/03/2006 7:34:59 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Bless you back. I'm listening to the show and Chris is hitting a lot of high points. He's not doing any harm to the overall cause.
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posted on
09/03/2006 7:40:15 PM PDT
by
NewRomeTacitus
(Changing illegal to legal equals choosing chaos over order.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
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posted on
09/03/2006 7:41:22 PM PDT
by
Boazo
(From the mind of BOAZO)
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