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No pictures(thankfully)

1 posted on 09/01/2006 10:38:42 PM PDT by DuxFan4ever

2 posted on 09/01/2006 10:45:16 PM PDT by eclectic (Liberalism is a mental disorder)

I'll bet a little strategically spilled hot coffee would cure him of that.

3 posted on 09/01/2006 10:46:36 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)

"Leave a little room in it for cr...? errr, nevermind."

4 posted on 09/01/2006 11:01:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

People! The name of the town is "Bend". What would you expect?

5 posted on 09/01/2006 11:09:04 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Father of an American Soldier)

6 posted on 09/01/2006 11:18:09 PM PDT by endthematrix (None dare call it ISLAMOFACISM!)

Relation to Tonya? (Harding, Oregon)

8 posted on 09/01/2006 11:24:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bend Ore!)

It'll never stand up in court!

9 posted on 09/02/2006 12:25:37 AM PDT by grey_whiskers

Harding explained that his ex-wife had once removed his pants before the couple visited a drive-thru window.

ROFLMAO ... not that I don't think this pervert belongs behind bars.

10 posted on 09/02/2006 12:29:17 AM PDT by TheMole

[Setting: George's old bedroom]

(The Maestro, Kramer, and Frank are all pant-less and playing pool while listening to classical music. Frank is looking at the Maestro's pictures with a magnifying glass)

KRAMER: Now this is remarkable. I'm lounging, and yet, my pants remain perfectly creased.

FRANK: It's him! (Standing up) It's Carlo Costanza!

KRAMER: Come on. Are you sure?

(They all crowd around the picture)

FRANK: I'd know him anywhere.

MAESTRO: I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow. Reputation of being kind of a village idiot.

FRANK: I still say we're related.

MAESTRO: (Recognizing the currently playing song) Ohh, I love this piece. (Turns it up, then pantomimes that he is conducting the instruments)

KRAMER: Alright, come on Frank. It's your shot.

FRANK: (Complaining) I can't make anything..

KRAMER: (Like a professional) Well, that's because you don't know how to follow through correctly.

FRANK: Follow through? What do you mean?

KRAMER: Right here, come on, I'll show you.. (Gets behind Frank, holding the pool stick with him) Take hold of your stick.. alright, bring it back slowly..

(Estelle walks in with a tray of beverages and popcorn. Kramer and Frank continue the lesson in their underwear as she stares in disbelief)

FRANK: It's a little unnatural, but I think I'm getting the hang of it.

ESTELLE: Oh, my God!

11 posted on 09/02/2006 2:23:56 AM PDT by neb52

I understand the coffee stand is
famous for its "bottomless cup of coffee".

13 posted on 09/02/2006 12:00:44 PM PDT by BansheeBill

Man With No Pants Repeatedly Visits Coffee Stand

No pictures(thankfully)

I can't see a problem here.

14 posted on 09/02/2006 7:47:05 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (What ever crushes individuality is despotism, no matter what name it is called. J S Mill)

I thought maybe he was handicapped and needed some way to carry the do-nuts.

15 posted on 09/02/2006 7:50:49 PM PDT by rock58seg (A minority of Republican RINO's are making a lot of Republicans look like fools.)

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