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Man With No Pants Repeatedly Visits Coffee Stand
KOIN News6 ^ | 8/31/2006 | KOIN

Posted on 09/01/2006 10:38:41 PM PDT by DuxFan4ever

BEND, Ore. -- Bend police have arrested a driver accused of twice visiting a coffee stand while naked from the waist down. Thirty-seven-year-old Garry Harding of Bend has been arraigned on public indecency and stalking charges. The Bulletin newspaper reported the stalking accusation was for having repeated contact with the 16-year-old girl working at the stand.

The worker told police that a man without pants or underwear visited the stand twice.

He returned this week fully clothed, and the girl called police. Officers stopped Harding before he could leave. Harding explained that his ex-wife had once removed his pants before the couple visited a drive-thru window. He says he wanted to try it again.

Harding is scheduled Sept. 6 to enter a plea. Harding told police that the coffee stand was chosen at random.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: starbucknaked
No pictures(thankfully)
1 posted on 09/01/2006 10:38:42 PM PDT by DuxFan4ever
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To: DuxFan4ever

Bend'ed one!


2 posted on 09/01/2006 10:45:16 PM PDT by eclectic (Liberalism is a mental disorder)
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To: DuxFan4ever

I'll bet a little strategically spilled hot coffee would cure him of that.


3 posted on 09/01/2006 10:46:36 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: DuxFan4ever
"Leave a little room in it for cr...? errr, nevermind."
4 posted on 09/01/2006 11:01:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: DuxFan4ever

People! The name of the town is "Bend". What would you expect?


5 posted on 09/01/2006 11:09:04 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Father of an American Soldier)
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To: DuxFan4ever

Seattle's Best...


6 posted on 09/01/2006 11:18:09 PM PDT by endthematrix (None dare call it ISLAMOFACISM!)
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To: martin_fierro
Harding of Bend

"Lookout of the Yard"

7 posted on 09/01/2006 11:22:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bend Ore!)
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To: DuxFan4ever

Relation to Tonya? (Harding, Oregon)


8 posted on 09/01/2006 11:24:05 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bend Ore!)
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To: DuxFan4ever
It'll never stand up in court!
9 posted on 09/02/2006 12:25:37 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: DuxFan4ever
Harding explained that his ex-wife had once removed his pants before the couple visited a drive-thru window.

ROFLMAO ... not that I don't think this pervert belongs behind bars.

10 posted on 09/02/2006 12:29:17 AM PDT by TheMole
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To: DuxFan4ever

[Setting: George's old bedroom]

(The Maestro, Kramer, and Frank are all pant-less and playing pool while listening to classical music. Frank is looking at the Maestro's pictures with a magnifying glass)

KRAMER: Now this is remarkable. I'm lounging, and yet, my pants remain perfectly creased.

FRANK: It's him! (Standing up) It's Carlo Costanza!

KRAMER: Come on. Are you sure?

(They all crowd around the picture)

FRANK: I'd know him anywhere.

MAESTRO: I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow. Reputation of being kind of a village idiot.

FRANK: I still say we're related.

MAESTRO: (Recognizing the currently playing song) Ohh, I love this piece. (Turns it up, then pantomimes that he is conducting the instruments)

KRAMER: Alright, come on Frank. It's your shot.

FRANK: (Complaining) I can't make anything..

KRAMER: (Like a professional) Well, that's because you don't know how to follow through correctly.

FRANK: Follow through? What do you mean?

KRAMER: Right here, come on, I'll show you.. (Gets behind Frank, holding the pool stick with him) Take hold of your stick.. alright, bring it back slowly..

(Estelle walks in with a tray of beverages and popcorn. Kramer and Frank continue the lesson in their underwear as she stares in disbelief)

FRANK: It's a little unnatural, but I think I'm getting the hang of it.

ESTELLE: Oh, my God!


11 posted on 09/02/2006 2:23:56 AM PDT by neb52
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Lookout of the Yard"

Why,what will we see? (courtesy of the lovely Carol Cleavage)

12 posted on 09/02/2006 6:55:06 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: DuxFan4ever

I understand the coffee stand is
famous for its "bottomless cup of coffee".


13 posted on 09/02/2006 12:00:44 PM PDT by BansheeBill
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To: DuxFan4ever
Man With No Pants Repeatedly Visits Coffee Stand

No pictures(thankfully)

I can't see a problem here.

14 posted on 09/02/2006 7:47:05 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (What ever crushes individuality is despotism, no matter what name it is called. J S Mill)
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To: DuxFan4ever

I thought maybe he was handicapped and needed some way to carry the do-nuts.


15 posted on 09/02/2006 7:50:49 PM PDT by rock58seg (A minority of Republican RINO's are making a lot of Republicans look like fools.)
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