Rick Moranis The Agoraphobic Cowboy (country dude)

Rick Moranis CD ^

[Number57]

I ain't goin' nowhere

(Geoff Mack/Rick Moranis)

I never go nowhere, man I never go nowhere Traffic’s bad out there, man. I’m savin’ wear and tear. I like conditioned air, man I never go nowhere

I go Upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs, Living room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room, Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer, Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video, Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg, Beer count wearin’ thin, speed dial, Order in.

I ain’t goin’ nowhere, man. I ain’t goin’ nowhere It’s dangerous out there, man Might ‘a been a big bomb scare. Hard to get off of this easy chair. I ain’t goin’ nowhere

I go Online, dsl, amazon, buy and sell, Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today, Plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge, J.Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN JPEG, e.mail, pop-up she-male Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam. I think it’s ma’am

I ain’t goin’ nowhere, man Never gonna go nowhere It’s a bungled jungle out there, man Some kid got mauled by a bear Surround sound in my own lair I ain’t goin’ nowhere….

I got Perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on. PIN Code, keypad, relay, pepper spray, Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug ‘n play. Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibel, Choppers up, sonic boom, Activate the panic room.

I’m on, Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax, Plavix, Keflex, Next day Fedex Zithromax Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax, Prozac, Ativan, Aderol, I take ‘em all.

I ain’t goin’ nowhere, man. Never gonna go nowhere I’m cuttin’ my own hair, man Nothin’ I need out there. Outside Sonny but inside Cher I ain’t goin’ nowhere.

[JRios1968]

[Lawgvr1955]

Ricks got it figured out. Life in the 21st century. LOL.

[Bommer]

Not bad! Pretty funny lyrics!

[Number57]

Yeah... lol

[Number57]

Listen to the song.. you'll spit-take

[Number57]

Listen to the song.. you'll spit-take

[ferri]

ping

[Hazzardgate]

TUNE!

[pcottraux]

Rick Moranis?

Where has he been the last 10 years?

[Number57]

http://www.rickmoranis.com/

[Number57]

And she runs through her days with a smile on her face
And she runs, and she waits, and I wait

We can drive to anyplace, day or night, across the state
And in the morning, into Mexico, we will wake up

we will wake up
we will
yeah yeah...

I will be with her. Yeah.

YEAH

I find a window in the kitchen, and I let myself in
Rummage through the refrigerator, find myself a beer

I can't believe I'm really here, and she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch, and her anxious breath!

I stumble in the hallway, outside the bedroom door
I hear her call out to me, I hear the fear in her voice
She pulls the covers tighter, I press against the door
I will be with her tonight!
I will be with her tonight!

I will be with her tonight, yeah

I will be with her tonight

I will be with her tonight yeah yeah

[Number57]

Good song

[rightgrafix]

"Fifty-one more cards, And I’ll be playin’ with a full deck."
lol.

[raccoonradio]

haven't heard this but from the lyrics it sounds like a parody of I've Been Everywhere (Hank Snow, Johnny Cash)

[raccoonradio]

now I just heard it via the site. And it is a spoof of that song

[MikeD]

Take off, you hoser! I love Rick Moranis. He has the perfect level of success -- enough to pay the bills, but not so much that he gets mobbed everywhere he goes.

[dead]

I met Rick Moranis in a bar in NYC once. As short as you think he is, he's not even half that tall. Seriously, he's as tall as a seven-year-old. Seemed nice enough though.

[Starboard]

Funny stuff. Seems like there should have been a track for "The Agoraphobic Cowboy" sung to the tune of Rhinestone Cowboy. Thanks for the link.

[weegee]

Good to hear he's doing something. I heard his wife died and that he's largely dropped out of public life.