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Soused Star Trek [Long]
Modern Drunkard Magazine ^
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| Frank Kelly Rich
Posted on 08/24/2006 9:33:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Make no mistakeCaptain Kirk and his crew were cowboys and they treated the universe like the Wild West. There was always a lot of solemn talk about the Prime Directive and not interfering with native cultures, but that went right out the window the moment Kirk laid eyes on the first attractive female of whatever species they came across. Sure, they solved a lot of problems, but half the time they were solving problems they created. The crew of the original Enterprise wasnt trying to unite the universe, they werent trying to right the universes many and sundry wrongsthey were looking for kicks.
And alcohol played and essential role in that quest.
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TOPICS: Food; Humor; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: enterprise; kirk; spock; startrek; vulcan
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Warning: Containing strong language, unkind comments about Vulcans.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Nowyouknow...whyShatnertalks..likethis!
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:34:43 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
(Vulcans are the designated drivers of the Universe)
Poor guys.
To: Slings and Arrows
To: ConservativeMind
That's me - always a day short and a dollar late.
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:47:53 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:57:27 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hey, good post even if late! Modern Drunkard is truly one of the funniest sites around.
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posted on
08/24/2006 10:22:22 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
To: Slings and Arrows
"To boldly go where no-one has gone before."
How come there was usually somebody there when they arrived?
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posted on
08/24/2006 10:30:27 PM PDT
by
rock58seg
(A minority of Republican RINO's are making a lot of Republicans look like fools.)
To: rock58seg
THAT is a VERY good point!
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:03:37 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:26:15 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
(ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)
To: rock58seg
"To boldly go where no-one has gone before." How come there was usually somebody there when they arrived?
And why did those somebodies usually have large breasts?
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posted on
08/25/2006 4:23:21 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
And why did those somebodies usually have large breasts? Gee! I never noticed that before. I followed the series because of William Shatners "stellar" acting and the complex story lines. I also read playboy at that age for the articles.
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posted on
08/25/2006 10:35:07 AM PDT
by
rock58seg
(A minority of Republican RINO's are making a lot of Republicans look like fools.)
To: Slings and Arrows
And why did those somebodies usually have large breasts? If you have to ask why, you just might not understand the answer! ;-P
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posted on
08/25/2006 10:38:30 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
To: MortMan
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posted on
08/25/2006 12:27:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/25/2006 5:57:59 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(I was going to be indecisive, but I changed my mind.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Indeed, but such wonderful language it is...look at how they termed the three musketeers of the originial Enterprise:
Then Kirk and his boys came along. Kirk could not only hold his own with the extraterrestrial hooch, he was backed up by a hard-pounding crew. Spock wasnt much help (Vulcans are the designated drivers of the Universe), but Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy thought so little of the potent alien liquors he administered them as cough syrup. And he had skills too, when he wasnt wiping out planetary epidemics and pronouncing any number of security crewmen dead, he was concocting cocktails that that would become infamous from one end of the galaxy to the other.
And Scotty, dont get me started on that beautiful SOB. Born and bred to it like a bird dog, this Aberdeen son could drink a transporter room full of aliens under the table then whistle Tura-lura-lura all the way back to his private stash of scotch.
These three walk in a Klingon pub and half an hour later Klingon heads are hitting tables like Bacchuss own drum roll.
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posted on
08/27/2006 5:27:49 AM PDT
by
Paul Ross
(We cannot be for lawful ordinances and for an alien conspiracy at one and the same moment.-Cicero)
To: Slings and Arrows
TFF! Thanks for that romp through nostalgia!
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posted on
03/09/2007 11:08:39 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
To: Titan Magroyne
You're welcome. Kirk was the original space environmentalist - after he'd decimate an alien race he'd singlehandedly repopulate it.
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posted on
03/09/2007 11:53:18 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: Slings and Arrows
Considerate fellow, that Captain Kirk.
Let's not neglect a moment of silence for every previously unmet crew member who showed up in the first 5 minutes of an episode. Destined to die, the poor slob.
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posted on
03/09/2007 11:58:53 AM PST
by
Titan Magroyne
("Y'know, I've always thought of politics as show business for ugly people." Jay Leno:Al Gore 11/29)
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