You missed it earlier!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1672228/posts
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"To boldly go where no-one has gone before."
How come there was usually somebody there when they arrived?
Then Kirk and his boys came along. Kirk could not only hold his own with the extraterrestrial hooch, he was backed up by a hard-pounding crew. Spock wasn’t much help (Vulcans are the designated drivers of the Universe),but Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy thought so little of the potent alien liquors he administered them as cough syrup. And he had skills too, when he wasn’t wiping out planetary epidemics and pronouncing any number of security crewmen dead, he was concocting cocktails that that would become infamous from one end of the galaxy to the other.
And Scotty, don’t get me started on that beautiful SOB. Born and bred to it like a bird dog, this Aberdeen son could drink a transporter room full of aliens under the table then whistle Tura-lura-lura all the way back to his private stash of scotch.
These three walk in a Klingon pub and half an hour later Klingon heads are hitting tables like Bacchus’s own drum roll.