Posted on 08/21/2006 7:10:38 AM PDT by Mike Bates
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Thousands of bass boats have benn spotted headed across the ocean.
"These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:"
Even though this is a bit of humor, we all must remember that many a truth were said in jest. I'd be willing to bet these men would have more where-with-all than all the rest of the states combined. The NASTY Yankees learned long ago, the South had no intention of being their doormat...
otoh, when the ARK RAZORBACK Bn was called up to the RVN war, they gave "charlie" H in big, nasty, doses.
free dixie,sw
Let's give it a Rebel Yell!
Those two in the middle appear to be "up armored".
. . . hold muh beer! 'Bout damn time!
You joke. The principle weapon of the iranian Navy is very highspeed bass boat type craft. The tactic is to overwhelm a ship with targets too numerous to destroy.
That bear is a good Christian- he said "Lord thank you for this food I'm about to receive...."
Like a swarm of locusts or hornets. Don't we have some mega-ton bug zappers?
That's what this Redneck cat is saying about the bear. "Thank you, God, for this food I am about to receive!"
Reminds of the Tater Salad joke about his brother going huntin'
I don't know the tater salad joke. Can you tell it?
I posted the pick in response to the photo about. It's the same guy. I took him out of the group shot and put him in front of the bear.
Another really funny joke he tells is about his brother (a Texan) going hunting - he does the accent, the cigarette, shooting the deer, and the whole bit. It's pretty funny.
Nice job on the bear!
A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, “OK, now what?”
Yeah, sure, just remember who won the war ;)
Yeah, sure, don't post to me with insidious comments...
LOL! That's one brave kitty.
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