[stainlessbanner]

I forgot his name for a few minutes, but the comedian is Ron White (he's on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour). He does a little joke where he was caught by the law and his alias is "Tater Salad."

Another really funny joke he tells is about his brother (a Texan) going hunting - he does the accent, the cigarette, shooting the deer, and the whole bit. It's pretty funny.

Nice job on the bear!

[Lady Jag]

Did it sound like this?

A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....

The hunter says, “OK, now what?”