Posted on 08/21/2006 6:38:15 AM PDT by Mikey_1962
NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.
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The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.
"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.
The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.
The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.
There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.
Have you hard about Stacy Brown?
He got every chick in town.
He got looks, he got class...
Do anything to get a little lass.
And everybody shout at him as he walks his girlies past...
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everyboy got one
But Stacy Brown got two.
Do you know the reason for his success?
They say that he is double blessed
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
But still his girlfriends wake up smilin' every morn.
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everyboy got one
But Stacy Brown got two
Why they climbing up the wall?
Young ones run and old ones crawl.
He got two and that's a fact,
But no one knows where the other one's at.
On his elbow, on his knee, or underneath his hat?
Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everyboy got one
But Stacy Brown got two
--Shel Silverstein (R.I.P.)
Die, phallus.
LOL!!!LOL!!! ROFLMAO!!!ROFLMAO!!!
You must be new here.
(You'll have to use both hands.)
How long before Romey addresses this?
LOL!
When he gets excited, his brain shuts down...
I'm quite certain that he's be more popular with the ladies keeping the pair.
"An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life."
According to the article ..
a businessMAN .. not a boy ... he's been around for a while ...
What kind of business?
Why now and not at puberty or shortly thereafter .. or even potty training .. Mom thought it was cute?
The article is pure BS.
No, I've been here a few years. After looking some more, I realized that the title didn't give the topic away, so the moderators will probably let it stay up.
LOL
Cut one off?
Not a good idea. He will have so many surgical side effects from the operation, that it would not be worth the trouble.
Of couse he could simply graft one on in line with the other, and have a longer tale ( no pun intended?) to tell.
Brollywood Movie Soap soon coming your way, and I hope he gets a fortune for the film rights.
Ganesh: " I am so sorry my love, I want to marry you but your father will not allow a marriage with me, for I am deformed!"
Ratnapalani:" What do you mean Gan, you seem whole, handsome and intact, I do not understand!"
Ganesh:" Alas , I have diphallia, I am cursed with 2 parallel penises, and your father said no!"
Ratnapalani: "Oh Gan, let me run away with you, we can elope, my fantasies include dealing with such a situation, and we can experiment!"
Ganesh:" Oh Ratna, that would be wonderful, but how can I overcome guilt at removing you from your family on the shoulders of a two bladed sword, the gods would frown on my audacity!"
etc.
Does the Doublemint Gum Jingle come to your mind?
LOL
Frank and beans!!
I just knew you had good advice.
LOL
Isn't it always like that?
And the punch line is...
"His pant's fit like a peace sign"
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