Skip to comments.Madonna’s magical nuclear waste cure
Posted on 08/19/2006 4:18:01 PM PDT by Pokey78
MADONNA and her husband Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid.
The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement, approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a mystical liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake.
It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically, one official said.
But civil servants at the Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) and scientists at BNFL were obliged to take the celebrity couple seriously.
It is understood that the couple, who live in London and Wiltshire, were promoting a water-based solution that had allegedly proved successful in neutralising dangerous nuclear waste in Ukraine.
The Kabbalah Centre, which is based in California, believes water is a uniquely important substance that can be given magic healing powers through meditations and the consciousness of sharing.
Madonna is said to have approached Downing Street, before being directed to the DTI. She relentlessly pursued people, said a former DTI civil servant. She wanted to get this Russian scientist to explain this to civil servants.
But her campaign became bogged down by Whitehall bureaucracy. It was a case of pass the parcel, said the civil servant.
Ritchie, the film director, cold-called BNFL and wrote a series of letters accompanied by scientific papers. A panel of BNFLs best scientists was tasked with looking into the proposal but could find no scientific basis for the claims.
The lobbying, which took place a few years ago, was part of a campaign by Madonna, who saw it as her mission to rid the world of nuclear waste. She made this clear in newspaper interviews at the time.
I mean, one of the biggest problems that exists right now in the world is nuclear waste, she said. Thats something Ive been involved with for a while with a group of scientists finding a way to neutralise radiation, believe it or not.
The Kabbalah Centre, which is based in Los Angeles but has branches worldwide, was set up by Philip Berg, a former insurance salesman. One devotee has described how Berg leads chants of Chernobyl and the names of other nuclear power plants. Followers believe this helps heal the problem of nuclear waste.
Undercover reporters who attended a Kabbalah Centre dinner in London described how Madonna and Ritchie were among guests who turned east towards Chernobyl and began shouting its name.
Some Kabbalah followers are even said to believe that nuclear waste is the cause of the Aids epidemic.
Madonna has said: According to science we arent going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate were going with nuclear waste.
I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isnt a world to conquer, whats the point?
Ive just come to a place in my life where Im trying to really see what the big picture is and where my energy is better spent, and thats one area Im really concerned about.
The Kabbalah Centre is believed to have sponsored Oroz, a 23rd-century research body in New York that heralded a breakthrough in neutralising radioactive waste.
Dr Artur Spokojny, the director of Oroz and a Kabbalah follower, is said to have developed a revolutionary decontamination agent called Orodyne, which can reportedly also treat gynaecological problems in cows and sheep.
Three years ago the research centre claimed it had experimented with the agent in Lake Glyboke near Chernobyl and had successfully decontaminated the water.
BNFL says it was approached by a Mr Ritchie at that time. Ritchie was told by one senior executive that the scheme defied the laws of physics but he persisted and was referred to a team led by Sue Ion, BNFLs executive director of technology, said to have a brain the size of a planet.
The industry is trying to find ways to dispose of enough waste to fill five Royal Albert Halls, with more on the way if plans for new nuclear power stations go ahead, so anyone with a viable solution could expect a sympathetic hearing.
Paul Vallance, director of communications for British Nuclear Group, the nuclear clean-up arm of BNFL, said: If Mr Ritchie, or anyone else for that matter, has such a solution we would be more than happy to speak to them.
Madonna was not available to comment because she is on tour in Germany.
A spokeswoman said: Ive spoken to Guys office and I dont think he is going to be available to talk about this . . . I dont think its top of the list of things they are working on at the moment.
A whore, a skank, a moonbat AND a newage nut-job!
Come to think of it, not an odd combination at all.
Words fail me.
The woman who's always reinventing herself doesn't want nuclear waste.. I guess she doesn't want to reinvent herself as a toxic mutant!!
Hoo Boy! Why don't they just hawk some alcohol laden elixir good for everything from the ague to zits? It is, after all, a time-honored use of the minstral show.
Methinks she hit her head sometime ago.
Yup. She's a delusional nut job.
WTF? "i can write the greatest songs"? since when? she either needs to drink some of the stuff herself OR she's been drinking TOO MUCH of it. crikey.
Oh, she's nuts.
That explains a lot.
She's got good publicity people, since they kept it quiet for so long.
"I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isnt a world to conquer, whats the point?"
She used to have good songs. Fabulous films? She must be referring to Mel Gibson's. Fashion ? Maybe she's referring to the cone bra she invented.
Let her prove it. Give her some spent rods, a bottle of her snake oil, and a couple of days. That should put an end to this nonsense.
ONION Alert! Must be a parody. The link does not work and names of some of those quoted (Sue Ion and Mr. Valance) are terms of art in atomic physics. Plus, a gynaecological cure too? Let's see the suspect source and laugh.
Pokey, the link doesn't work. This is certainly a parody piece (Ion and Valance as quoted sources -- which are also atomic physics lingo). And this elixir is a bovine gyno cure too. Am I the only one who is nuts and everyone else thinks this is real?
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