ONION Alert! Must be a parody. The link does not work and names of some of those quoted (Sue Ion and Mr. Valance) are terms of art in atomic physics. Plus, a gynaecological cure too? Let's see the suspect source and laugh.
I can't stand it. She has just won the Lifetime Achievement Award for "biggest idiot ever to exist on the planet."
I can't tell you how much I hate these celebrities. Somebody just shoot me. I'm begging you.
Does this include the Nuclear Waste between her legs.