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1 posted on 08/18/2006 11:08:35 AM PDT by presidio9
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How does one sign up for the inspection team I wonder?


68 posted on 08/18/2006 11:29:47 AM PDT by rod1
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Hmmm...those could blow up in your face.


71 posted on 08/18/2006 11:31:02 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (Without the Media, the Left and Islamofacists are Nothing.)
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On the series side, what about gel inserts in shoes? What if Abdul isn't just gellin like a felon? And, it's a good thing my ex doesn't fly.


72 posted on 08/18/2006 11:31:10 AM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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Talking about a pair of breasts that'll just blow your mind!!


75 posted on 08/18/2006 11:32:43 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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This is easily detected using a procedure involving a white t-shirt and a cold bottle of water.


76 posted on 08/18/2006 11:32:47 AM PDT by SampleMan
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Why couldn't they just use the actual implants as explosives?


(Wait a minute...that's almost a serious question...)


78 posted on 08/18/2006 11:33:13 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (Without the Media, the Left and Islamofacists are Nothing.)
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I smell a lot of job applicants for Boob Checker.


82 posted on 08/18/2006 11:35:20 AM PDT by Inwoodian
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It was later learned that the two suicide bombers were Chechen women. They had both been detained in the airport before boarding their flights but managed to convince airline officials using a little cash and charm to let them on board.

On a more serious note, that sentence rather ticked me off.

86 posted on 08/18/2006 11:36:33 AM PDT by BagCamAddict
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Gel bra inserts are used quite often by mastectomy patients because they appear more natural than foam or fiberfill. What are they going to do, ask women to take out their gel inserts and place them in the trays along with their shoes to be inspected?


92 posted on 08/18/2006 11:40:22 AM PDT by randita
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Don't all these padded bras violate 'Truth in Advertising' laws?


104 posted on 08/18/2006 11:44:30 AM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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Damn, can I keep my gel underwear, or do I have to go back to rolled up socks?


119 posted on 08/18/2006 11:48:15 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes

Well, they won't have to twist my arm...

124 posted on 08/18/2006 11:51:25 AM PDT by 2Jedismom (It's hot outside.)
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Gel shoe inserts OK?


129 posted on 08/18/2006 11:56:08 AM PDT by Ingtar (Prensa dos para el inglés)
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I guess the question in the security queue will be, "Are you gellin'?"

132 posted on 08/18/2006 12:02:08 PM PDT by edpc (Violence is ALWAYS a solution. Maybe not the right one....but a solution nonetheless)
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I'm happy with my underwire, thank you very much!


134 posted on 08/18/2006 12:03:04 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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That's it....all women between the ages of 18 and 55 fly nude, to eliminate exhorbitant costs for TSA.


135 posted on 08/18/2006 12:03:30 PM PDT by traditional1
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What?!?!? No wonderbra?! I'm doomed! </sarcasm>


139 posted on 08/18/2006 12:05:08 PM PDT by Tamar1973 (Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.)
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So...are they hiring inspectors for this onerous duty?


140 posted on 08/18/2006 12:05:33 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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...an expanding role for women ...

I'm sure the author didn't mean to make this play on words, but I found it funny.

143 posted on 08/18/2006 12:08:29 PM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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If they ban supports for boobs, how are those congressmen going to pay for their tickets?


149 posted on 08/18/2006 12:14:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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