The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Awesomely Bad Movies

Zoinks! Like...how could you forget our movies?

Reah!?

421 posted on 08/18/2006 2:42:14 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

Not even Guttenberg as one of the leads could damage 'Diner.'

422 posted on 08/18/2006 2:42:49 PM PDT by relictele

and to Hell it can go!

423 posted on 08/18/2006 2:44:31 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")

I know guys that loved Diner... I wasn't too keen on the movie. But then again I was about 12 when it came out. I remember someone was hiding in a closet...or was that Blue Velvet?

424 posted on 08/18/2006 2:45:56 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

I have seen WAAAYYYY too many of these lobotomies. And YOU are to blame. From now on we watch only Andy Griffith.

425 posted on 08/18/2006 2:45:57 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)

Diner did have closet-hiders I believe and so did Blue Velvet.

426 posted on 08/18/2006 2:47:33 PM PDT by relictele

427 posted on 08/18/2006 2:50:41 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

To: weegee; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

We were so proud of this bad movie because it was made in New Jersey. Finally, something that was funny and realistic, a superhero we can love like a Linden refinery!!!

428 posted on 08/18/2006 2:50:42 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

And what would a bad movie thread be without at least one bad japanese horror movie....

429 posted on 08/18/2006 3:17:58 PM PDT by usmcobra

430 posted on 08/18/2006 3:55:38 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

431 posted on 08/18/2006 3:56:18 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

432 posted on 08/18/2006 4:02:32 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

433 posted on 08/18/2006 4:04:22 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

434 posted on 08/18/2006 4:05:17 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

435 posted on 08/18/2006 4:07:41 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

436 posted on 08/18/2006 4:08:04 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)

It oculd be that this site has already been brought up, but for a great bunch of laughs go here:

http://www.hit-n-run.com/entrance.html

BAD MOVIE NIGHT. Contained in this site are about 700 reviews of really, really bad movies. Whew!

437 posted on 08/18/2006 4:12:09 PM PDT by Zack Nguyen

Lordy! And how can we forget Mothra!!

438 posted on 08/18/2006 4:12:20 PM PDT by LNewman

439 posted on 08/18/2006 4:13:32 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)

Here a movie I;ve never seen anywhere, but is reviewed on the "Bad Movie Night" website. It's called "Poor White Trash Part 2." What happened to Part 1 I do not know:

http://www.hit-n-run.com/cgi/read_review.cgi?review=36418_coffman14

"No two ways about it, any sane man or woman on the face of the earth would avoid this movie at all costs. It's in a big box, with a hand-drawn picture on the cover and no photos from the movie on back. Plus, it's called "Poor White Trash Part 2." And, as sequels are usually not as good as the film they follow, one can only imagine how bad this is (especially since about 99.99991% of the population of the world has never heard of "Poor White Trash"). This film lives up to its expectations.

Allegedly, "Poor White Trash Part 2" was directed by someone and had actors in it. I do not believe this in the least bit. It looks, sounds, and feels just like a home movie of a particularly unpleasant backwoods clan who take in a city girl to torture after her husband is killed.

It's worthless. I cannot objectively review this film, because that is impossible. Anyone who sees it will join me in this refrain. It has no redeeming values whatsoever. The only thing it's good for is introducing the phrase "You ain't had it 'til you had it from Odis Pickett" into the special language of you and your best friends. And even the value of that is debatable, as you will have to waste 80+ minutes of your life in order to hear it.

See this film. If you can find a copy of it, see it. You will be thoroughly disgusted with yourself, the person at the video store who rented you the tape, and me for telling you about it in the first place. If you truly wish to see what depths film can sink, "Poor White Trash Part 2" is required viewing."

440 posted on 08/18/2006 4:14:53 PM PDT by Zack Nguyen

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