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Dick Goes Berserk at Shatner Roast
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| 8/16/06
| the Daily Dish
Posted on 08/16/2006 2:18:25 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central "Roast of William Shatner" on Sunday, licking stars and biting a journalist.
New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick actresses Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.
He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby, please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."
She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.
The show will air on Sunday, August 20.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andydick; comedycentral; culturewar; notalentbum; roast; viacom; whatadickhead; whiskeytangofoxtrot; williamshatner; wtf; yourbrainondrugs
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To: reagan_fanatic
Would that be Bangkok or Phuket Thailand?
To: RockinRight
Wow. Either that is just a really bad photo, or she jumped on the the blue-light special face lift at K-Mart.
I think I'll just delete that image and rely on the memory of what was.
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posted on
08/16/2006 6:21:56 PM PDT
by
Ditto
To: Ditto
I don't know how she's [Farrah Fawcett] held up over time...(sigh) She succumbed to the 'Hollywood Facelift'...isn't so 'Fair-a' any more...
Nothing *I* would lick these days.....JMO.
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posted on
08/16/2006 6:26:55 PM PDT
by
GoldCountryRedneck
("It's never too late to have a happy childhood" - unknown)
To: GoldCountryRedneck
Well those picks don't make her look as bad as the other recent shot posted above. I have a lot more miles on my face than she does. (I call it "character")
I guess one of the positives about getting older is that your "acceptable bandwidth" becomes a lot wider. ;~))
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posted on
08/16/2006 6:41:30 PM PDT
by
Ditto
To: TChris; NathanR; Xenalyte
TChris>
What. An. Ab. So. Lute. FREAK NathanR>Who? I have heard of most of these people, but who is this Dick person?
These two combine nicely into....
What A. Dick?
Funny thing is... as a PETA dude, he'd flip out if I chomped a burger like that!
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posted on
08/16/2006 6:48:09 PM PDT
by
Gondring
(If "Conservatives" now want to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
To: markoman; Lucky9teen
Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins song/video gives them a good run for the money!
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posted on
08/16/2006 6:49:39 PM PDT
by
Gondring
(If "Conservatives" now want to "conserve" our Constitution away, then I must be a Preservative!)
To: theDentist
To: Xenalyte
I've no idea who he is, and I am so glad.
68
posted on
08/16/2006 6:54:30 PM PDT
by
ladyinred
(Thank God the Brits don't have a New York Times!)
To: grey_whiskers
Hilarious!! But I think I'm gonna have to sleep with the lights on tonight now. Yowza!
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posted on
08/16/2006 7:05:23 PM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: retrokitten; conservativebabe
Did you see this?
I hope they were serving penicillin at this roast.
To: Hemingway's Ghost
So it was all a stunt?
When does a stunt cross the line and just become freakish behavior?
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posted on
08/17/2006 5:56:51 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("Snakes on a Plane" will win best movie next year.)
To: Xenalyte
When does a stunt cross the line and just become freakish behavior? I believe Dick has built an entire career around doing bizarre sh*t like this. Freakish behavior is his thing.
To: grey_whiskers
To: Xenalyte
What? Dick didn't do one of his flaming anti-Bush rants?
I'm surprised it was even deemed newsworthy.
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posted on
08/17/2006 6:07:32 AM PDT
by
TheGrimReaper
(Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.)
To: theDentist
this is like watching a train wreck.....News Radio was a really an entertaining show...but for whatever reason....they cancelled the program.....(sigh)
To: Gondring
Snicker. Sure seems like he has the correct name.
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posted on
08/17/2006 8:28:07 AM PDT
by
NathanR
(Après moi, le deluge.)
To: Dems_R_Losers
Dick licking actresses?
Did you really have to put it that way?
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:15:15 AM PDT
by
JamesP81
("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
To: avg_freeper
So how many licks doees it take? If you have to ask, you won't understand that answer, either...
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posted on
08/17/2006 11:17:38 AM PDT
by
Snardius
To: Xenalyte
this roast is pretty damn funny
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posted on
08/20/2006 8:02:00 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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