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End Airplane Terrorism (Separate baggage) (Retread trolls to be towed 500 yards aft)
Robert Jones | 8/13/06 | Robert Jones

Posted on 08/13/2006 8:39:23 AM PDT by robert jones

One way to end terrorism on airplanes would be to have separate planes for baggage. With a minimal crew and no one else on board, an inexpensive baggage plane would not be a very attractive terrorist target. Without baggage the passenger plane would be as safe from internal attack as possible. Terrorists could only sneak on board with nonmetallic objects that they have swallowed or that they can, um, stuff up their rectums.

A simple-minded implementation of such a scheme would be to halve the number of passenger flights, an inconvenience that many would put up with for the sake of eliminating the inconvenience currently attending the flying experience. Our free enterprise system, however, would surely find improvements.


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To: DocRock
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61 posted on 08/13/2006 10:49:50 AM PDT by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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To: fanfan
People on one flight, luggage on another.

For some people, that's the way it is now.

62 posted on 08/13/2006 10:51:35 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Going partly violently to the thing 24-7!)
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To: Delta 21
"Surly you can be serious?"

Shirley, I can be series! :O)


63 posted on 08/13/2006 10:58:22 AM PDT by jdm
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To: 2Fro

No problem, I've had that happen to me before, that is, post something that basically reiterated what was said earlier in the thread. I think that is inevitable given the great minds that make up Free Republic. Great idea about the towed "baggage carrier". If people didn't think outside the box, we'd never innovate.


64 posted on 08/13/2006 11:05:45 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am a big fan of urban sprawl but I wish there were more sidewalks)
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To: robert jones

IATZ

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65 posted on 08/13/2006 11:48:21 AM PDT by vigilante2 (Thank You Veterans)
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To: fanfan

"People on one flight, luggage on another."

They do this to me nearly everytime I fly. This is new?


66 posted on 08/13/2006 12:13:31 PM PDT by poobear (Political Left, continually accusing their foes of what THEY themselves do every day.)
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To: jdm

Wow that nose is HUGH!


67 posted on 08/13/2006 12:23:20 PM PDT by JRios1968 (That gal knows how to shake a possum...)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; poobear; steveo
The last time I flew, my luggage arrived ahead of me.

Good thing I'm not an Islamofascist.

Or as Steveo would say....


"But then again I'm not an insane religious zealot hiding behind a facade of peace bent on destroying mankind."

68 posted on 08/13/2006 1:57:57 PM PDT by fanfan (The MSM has no clothes.)
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To: SamAdams76

C'mon Sam, ya ain't thinkin' like a capitalist.

Bring back SLEEPERS.

Instead of overhead bins to stuff bags, you now have a comfy bed to sleep on that red-eye..


69 posted on 08/13/2006 2:17:29 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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To: aimhigh
A better and cheaper solution would be to register all Muslims, and strip search every one of them before they board. Then, place a limit of 4 adult Muslims per plane.

To quote the comic Blake Clark: "What does TWA stand for? Travel with Arabs? Terrorist with Airplane? That's why I fly on Delta. Don't Even Let Them Aboard!"

Another solution would be to segregate the passengers into "Muslim" and "Otherwise", and put them on their own plane. That way, if they blow up the plane, who cares!

70 posted on 08/13/2006 4:46:17 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: jdm
"Surly you can be serious?"

Shirley, I can be series! :O)

I AM serious! And DON'T call me Shirley!

71 posted on 08/13/2006 4:48:37 PM PDT by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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