Posted on 08/11/2006 9:14:29 AM PDT by Froufrou
1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime?
2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
3. How does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work in the morning?
4. If 7-11 is open 24-hrs a day, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door?
5. If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?
6. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
7. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
8. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
9. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
10. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. If you have your finger touching the mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear," how is that possible?
13. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
14. Why does your nose "run" and your feet "smell"
15. Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
16. Why is it called a "building" when its already built?
17. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
18. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
19. How can someone draw a blank?
20. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
21. If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 km's of home, why not move 10km's away?
22. When they ship Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Would you then be looking at your ankles in front of you?
6. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
A couple weeks back, The Food Network, had a show about this. I think they spray a light coating of a special oil on it, it dries a bit, then comes the teflon...
-We drive on the parkway and park on the driveway. WTF?
Evian spelled backwards is naive.
What is in "Evaporated Milk" cans if the milk is evaporated?
"4. If 7-11 is open 24-hrs a day, 365 days a year why are there locks on the door? "
I believe it was the Denny's chain that actually had to install their first ever door locks, for Y2K.
A machinist friend of mine was telling me about how they needed to get some teflon parts engraved. Their normal engraver couldn't do it because apparently Teflon is toxic when heated and the engraver didn't have the appropriate devices to handle it properly.
My question is, if Teflon is toxic when heated, why do they put all over stuff that you COOK in! (I knew there was a reason to not use that stuff).
Yeah, my question too. I said that very thing while I was watching the show. Their excuse is, "But it's only toxic after a certain temperature". That is a pretty lame excuse, but it shows that money matters most, here.
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