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Must be the water. WOOF! WOOF!
1 posted on 08/10/2006 5:30:52 PM PDT by chemicalman
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But was he foaming at the mouth?


2 posted on 08/10/2006 5:31:44 PM PDT by stands2reason (ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
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3 posted on 08/10/2006 5:35:35 PM PDT by RubyCosmos (I once frightened Tony Almeida by dressing as a Hogwarts student.)
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To: chemicalman
108-degree fever? Arf!

Joking aside, if you are approaching heat stroke (with 108 quite possible), you can hallucinate and lose touch with reality.

4 posted on 08/10/2006 5:38:25 PM PDT by steveo (ADVERTISEMENT)
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Swamp rabies. Hydromania, not phobia.

That is the Baptist Parish, isn't it? Always cracks me up.


5 posted on 08/10/2006 5:38:56 PM PDT by Rte66
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Korean restaurant owners in quandary.
6 posted on 08/10/2006 5:39:00 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( Helen Thomas on anticipating and handling a crisis: "I'll live under that bridge when I get to it.")
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To: chemicalman

Perhaps he was raised by stray dogs in the woods and had never seen cars before?


7 posted on 08/10/2006 5:40:14 PM PDT by Teflonic
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To: chemicalman

Belly full of bad booze?


8 posted on 08/10/2006 6:05:13 PM PDT by claudiustg (Equivalence is depravity.)
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To: chemicalman

Reverend Phelps?


9 posted on 08/10/2006 6:08:02 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: chemicalman

Sounds like menigitis.


10 posted on 08/10/2006 7:07:30 PM PDT by processing please hold (If you can't stand behind our military, stand in front of them.)
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To: chemicalman; mikrofon; martin_fierro
the man, who appeared to be in his mid-20s.

That'd be about 170 in dog-years.

12 posted on 08/10/2006 8:07:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (No wonder he died.)
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ping


13 posted on 08/10/2006 10:36:40 PM PDT by stylecouncilor
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Sounds like a nasty side effect of that "Purina Diet" I've been hearing about. One guy stopped in the middle of the street to lick his balls and got hit by a truck.


15 posted on 08/11/2006 7:23:30 AM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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