Posted on 08/05/2006 7:31:17 PM PDT by Drew68
It's Saturday night. Cheers!
#75 is even more true.
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Sometimes, you just can't be out in public anymore and it's best to quietly sneak out and go back home.
Three Laws of Alcohol (back when I was a lout)
1.A drink in motion stays in motion.
2.A bottle at rest is empty.
3.For every drink there is an equal and opposite refill.
Someone had a lot of time on their hands.
In any CPO Club Rule #1 is:
"He Who Enters Covered Here Buys the Bar a Round of Cheer"
Written by someone who drank and classier bar than I where Ten High and Popov were the well drinks. This is a matter of judgment of personality, fighting ability, and knowledge of who is and isn't a mean drunk.
13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He'll get the message. - If this doesn't work...sometimes a tip in conjuntion with it will.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are. - Not true, sorry - but they did dress better.
27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You'll be surprised how well it works. - This really works.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman's name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”. - Remembering her phone number is actually easier - be sure to write down her name...she won't be impressed when you call otherwise...
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar. - Exception - if it is "Belly up to the bar" with a beer truck making guest appearance, then the optimal strategy is to get to the tap, and then pass the free beers back into the crowd. Keep a good pace, and everybody is happy, and you have beer on demand.
69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours. - This may cause problems when "girl" is substituted for "beer" - try not to get confused....
ping
-llev
bump....this is gonna be fun......
to add another....never whistle at the bartender
That's also a rule at every Officers' Club...together with the "Hat on the bar" rule, the "Radio (cell phone nowadays) on the bar" rule, and the "Ring the bell" rule.
#87
If you bring Milwaukee's Beast (or Beast Light) to the party, don't be offended when people avoid you.
#88
If you bring no beer, you forfeit any right to complain about the beer selection.
Corollary to #88: don't be surprised if you never get invited again.
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There you go....
# 87: The dancer in the gentlemans club does not realy believe you are the most sexy man on earth. She will only continue to "believe" that while your money holds out.
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