[kingu]

Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism. The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.

Lawsuit #1 vs Mall of the Plains. Lawsuit #2 vs fire department response. Her lawyer will be treating this as his payment for vacations for the next fifty years.

[Dumpster Baby]

I assume she's going to get a bundle, and it will be a bummer if she doesn't.

[Texas Eagle]

That is why God had someone create the Gassket.

[Teflonic]

Whoever did this is not as funny as she thinks she is.

[ShadowDancer]

What in the hell was she doing actually sitting down on a public toilet seat? Eeeeewwww.

[andy58-in-nh]

People should know better than to dangerous things with toilets...

[Tai_Chung]

The Asian Toilet

[dennisw]

Crazy glue on the mall toilet seat. Sounds like a great way to gin up a phony lawsuit.

[Calpernia]

There have been about 3 separate incidents here in the N.E. with public toilets getting glue.

[Mr. Brightside]

someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat

So the woman is a hard ass?

[2Fro]

I canot help but wonder--are the paramedics in Council Bluffs the only ones in the United States who stock fingernail polish for use in such emergencies? Why nbot good ol' WD-40?

[mrs. a]

Ladies,

If you can't hover...cover!