Posted on 07/28/2006 5:21:05 PM PDT by dynachrome
The recent discovery of Walkman's body by some fishermen, beaten to death in his sleep, was met with widespread suspicion that seal hunters had taken matters into their own hands.
(Excerpt) Read more at ecoenquirer.com ...
Reminds me of the nature freaks who tried to mingle with the buffalo herd in Yellowstone.
When Mama Buff hollers at you for petting her calf, she and all the Daddy Buffs in the area get after the "petter". Further illustration of what makes domestic cattle rather, um, er, domesticated.
Ecoenquirer... I've seen other stories from that web site.
Spoofs... All of them.
It seems that it was Walkman who was rendered.
Hate to harp or be flippant, but this guy's fate was sealed. I suspect Ipod.
"Spoofs... All of them'
You mean that wasn't Jeremiah Johnson mourning a polar bear?
:)
Maybe it was killer whales. LOL
Now, now. You gotta wait till at least post #25 before revealing that this site is a parody! It is too much fun to read the indignation from those easily duped.
"This is the seal that kilt the man that ah..did not kilt me." - Jerimaih Johnseal
This is such a happy story. Sniff
I prefer to think of their articles as eco-journalism at its finest.
President Bush Signs Animal Rights Act into Law
President Bush signing the controversial Animal Right Act into law, providing for a wide range of new rights for all native-born animals in the United States.
The ARA will provide new and wide ranging legal rights to all native-born animals in the United States. Among the myriad new rights included in the ARA are a minimum wage, slaughterhouse and roadkill survivor compensation, unemployment benefits, animal lanes added to all new federally funded highways, and abortion on demand.
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The tragic death of Walkman is now believed to be the result of an attack by the adult seals, probably in the middle of the night while Walkman was trapped in his sleeping bag.
The irony here is too rich.
DNA SUGGESTS... The tragic death of Walkman is now believed to be the result of an attack by the adult seals, probably in the middle of the night while Walkman was trapped in his sleeping bag.
Seals ARE smarter than humans. Proves DEvolution.
I love the baby seals. They taste like chicken, especially with a wasabi-teriaki glaze and some sake.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Exhibit A. Tim Snackwell....er Treadwell.
"Tim Snackwell....er Treadwell."
Was that the bear guy eaten in Alaska?
Dian Fossey Redeux? ;)
Yup Snackwell was the Grizzly man.
"Tragic"??? This doofus put himself in the midst of wild animals and they killed him. Just like that idiot with the bears who got eaten alive, this nitwit got what he should have REALIZED was going to happen.
That's disgusting and barbaric. What a terrible, stupid remark. I don't know how you can joke about something horrible like that. What's the matter with you? Don't you know that you're just supposed to marinate them and then grill them plain without some faggy glaze? Honestly, some people have no feelings!
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