Posted on 07/27/2006 1:51:01 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative
LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - David Hasselhoff was banned from a plane for being too drunk.The 'Baywatch' star, nicknamed The Hoff, turned up intoxicated to London's H eathrow airport at 7am yesterday (26.07.06), and then continued to knock back drinks in British Airways' first class lounge as he waited to board his 9.55am flight to Los Angeles. The troubled actor - who recently claimed he had beaten his alcohol problems - ranted to airline staff and VIP passengers about his divorce and moaned, "My life is a mess."
An onlooker said: "He was drinking alone and staring into space, He started ranting incoherently. It was clear he was talking about his wife and the messy divorce. Her was sobbing and nodding his head."
During his drunken stupor the star stumbled into a duty free shop and lifted up the manageress.
Another witness revealed: "The manager said, 'I don't think you're fit to fly, sir.' He told her. 'I think you are right.'"
Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area.
BA staff decided Hasselhoff was unfit to travel and asked him to sleep it off and wait for another flight.
He was finally allowed to board a flight two hours later, but was taken there in a buggy - usually reserved for elderly passengers.
A BA spokesman confirmed: "A male passenger was denied boarding on the BA279 Heathrow to Los Angeles service because he was deemed unfit to travel. He was assessed later and passed fit to fly on BA283.
And that was out of a two foot tall puppet. If it'd been a full-grown man, he'd be able to create his own Superfund site.
And Hoff DOES...?
How much would you like to bet that the dog mistook his Hasselhoff for a vienna sausage?
PIMPLH (like Hasselhoff)!!
I say the wife cheated on him. After all, could you put up with that (and I don't mean the drinking!).
Been there, done that (almost). Fortunately I didn't ask to be let into the cockpit........
"Now, here's your punishment"
Nude Hasselhoff with a Shar Pei cavorting in his lap? Disturbingly strange.
"Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area."
Horrified? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "laughed their asses off" is probably more accurate.
"Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area."
Horrified? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "laughed their asses off" is probably more accurate.
You're probably on the mark, there.
Some years ago I read a book by a female hollywood producer or agent. She went out on a date with him - once. Most men will bring flowers, candy or even a bottle of wine on the first date. Well he brought her a framed photo of himself. That right there told me what an ego/ass he is!
A Hasselhoff toilet seat cover. Get yours on ebay today!!!
It must be a bitch to live on looks alone, only to see them lost with age. I'm not surprised.
Goodbye David H. I wont miss you a bit.
That was mean. But I must admit I am laughing.......LOL.
Ummm, what show did you watch? KITT had a male voice. A prissy male voice, but a male voice nonetheless.
What would have really impressed me is if he had pissed all over the BACK of his pants.
With them still on, of course.
LOL
unfortunately there are a LOT of bad HOff videos on YouTube.
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