Posted on 07/20/2006 8:34:58 AM PDT by Comstock1
That was hilarious! Thanks for the ping!
WAY too damn funny. I LOVE this guy. LOL he's keepin' the do-rag.
I quoted a line from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. :)
My former roommate was hooked on both EBAY & CRAIGSLIST.
Just for the items, though -- she had a passion for bargains. She was too innocent & prudish to appreciate postings like these.
MG, that was one of the funniest pieces I've read in ages. Hilarious stuff!!!
Woooooooohoooooo! What a wild ride! The emails are coming faster than the hits. And now personal appearances. First Star94 radio in Atlanta, then King5 in Seattle,now the Today Show with that I-used-to-be-a-fat-weatherman-but-now-I-am-as-skinny-as-Regis-but-twice-as-funny Al "I will turn this car around" Roker. It is amazing; all this media hype. Hey, Al! Any relation to Roxy?
EBay has graciously allowed me to update this page once more. So I will keep it brief.
This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?" Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas. Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.
I knew you would like that one :)
Did you catch the weights she was selling because they were a "waist" of time?
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LOL! No, I missed that. :)
I was KIDDING!
I quoted a line from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. :)
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No problem. No offense taken. :-)
BTW, you could quote 1000 movie lines to me and it is unlikely that I could identify any of them. Not a movie viewer. And if you had not included the word "movie" in your answer, I would be totally lost. :-)
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