[Petronski]

Danica needs to stay out of NASCAR! She would get all the publicity and the other drivers - both those I like and dislike - would be ignored by the media.

Exactly.

Besides, NASCAR already has a reigning queen:

[Lib-Lickers 2]

ROTFLMAO

[proudofthesouth]

LOL !!

I can't stand Jeff Gordon!

[Ladysmith]

heh heh!

[don-o]

Besides, NASCAR already has a reigning queen:

Whoa!

Nork - wanna ping the list?

[Lawgvr1955]

Jeff Gordon's Gay - Tim Wilson

Jeff Gordon's gay, Jeff Gordon's gay
Atleast thats what them ornery Earnhardt fans always say
They swear he's usin vasoline on the 24 Chevrolet
Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay

He wears rainbow colors,
He's a handsome fella standin in victory lane,
with a gorgeous little wife with a check in her hand
sippin that gay champagne

Them Earnhardt fans up in the stands,
All chokin on bread and spam
Say Gordon's gay every time he turns
and hugs Ray Evernham

jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay
He's probably whistlin Elton John or Spandeau Ballet
` He's got them Rainbow Warriors singin YMCA
Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay

He's got 3 winston cup trophies sittin home
On his trophy shelf
But i betchya he can't pick one up,
Atleast not by himself

jeff gordon's gay, he must be gay
Atleast thats what the people who lose on sunday always say
They swear he's usin Vasoline on the 24 Chevrolet

Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay

[vikzilla]

Besides, NASCAR already has a reigning queen:

ROFLMAO!

[Jeff Gordon]

Besides, NASCAR already has a reigning queen:

Be nice.

[andyk]

Besides, NASCAR already has a reigning queen:

LMAO

[Wolfstar]

Besides, NASCAR already has a reigning queen

That's really offensive...and insulting. Jeff Gordon is not gay, and people who maliciously insist on saying he is only diminish themselves. But perhaps a little humor make the point:

The ABG'rs guide to NASCAR

This is a guide to help the fledgling ABG'r (Anybody but Gordon) quickly adjust and get up to speed on the latest techniques in the art of rooting against Jeff Gordon.

When someone wrecks Jeff Gordon:
_ He was blocking
_ He deserved it
_ That's racing! Get out of the way or go home!
_ It was an accident
_ He's gay

When Jeff Gordon wrecks someone else:
_ He ALWAYS wrecks everybody
_ That's dirty racing!
_ NASCAR lets him get away with murder!
_ He did it on purpose!
_ _____ _____is going to pay him back
_ He's gay

When another driver is angry at Jeff Gordon:
_ He's absolutely right
_ He's very justified in being angry

When Jeff Gordon is angry at another driver:
_ He's whining
_ He's crying
_ He's gay

When Jeff Gordon is not penalized:
_ NASCAR never punishes him!
_ He's their golden boy!
_ He cheats and gets away with it
_ He's gay

When Jeff Gordon is penalized:
_ About time!
_ See? This proves he cheats!
_ He's gay

When Jeff Gordon wins a race:
_ He cheats!
_ Anyone could win in those cars
_ Throw things on the track; beer cans are preferred
_ He's gay

When Jeff Gordon doesn't win a race:
_ He sucks
_ Anyone else would win in those cars
_ He's gay

When asked how long you've hated Jeff Gordon:
_ Since his first race
_ Since he started beating my driver; ooops, I mean since his first race!
_ He's gay

All fans of my driver are:
_ Dedicated
_ Knowledgeable about the sport
_ Fans since he was born

All Jeff Gordon fans are:
_ Bandwagon fans
_ New fans who don't know anything about the sport
_ Fair-weather fans
_ Gay

If a driver, crew chief or owner says something negative about Jeff Gordon:
_ He's in Cup, he knows what he is talking about much more than fans do.
_ I've always liked that guy.

If a driver, crew chief or owner says something positive about Jeff Gordon:
_ He's an idiot and always has been
_ He's talking the NASCAR company line and is afraid to say what he really thinks
_ Ignore it and hope no one brings it up
_ He's gay

Note: These can vary race to race. If, for instance, Ryan Newman says he enjoys racing against Jeff Gordon at one race and is mad at him at a different race, the angry comments are the only ones that will be considered valid.

If your favorite driver wins a race under caution:
_ Hey that's the way it goes ;you have to be up front when it counts
_ It's my all time favorite race

If Jeff Gordon wins a race under caution:
_ The fans were cheated
_ Throw things on the track, beer cans preferred
_ He's gay

When fans throw things on the track after a Jeff Gordon win:
_ They are voicing their opinion
_ They are not half-witted morons
_ They are not an embarrassment to the sport of NASCAR

If Jeff Gordon fans ever throw things on the track:
_ They are half-witted morons
_ They are an embarrassment to the sport of NASCAR
_ They are gay

Note: This one hasn't happened yet, but it never hurts to be prepared just in case.

When Jeff Gordon hasn't won something:
_ It is the most important thing a driver can do to prove how good they are

When Jeff Gordon wins something he hasn't won before:
_ Anyone could win it in that car
_ He cheated
_ It was fixed
_ He’s gay

[socal_parrot]

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