That's really offensive...and insulting. Jeff Gordon is not gay, and people who maliciously insist on saying he is only diminish themselves. But perhaps a little humor make the point:
The ABG'rs guide to NASCARThis is a guide to help the fledgling ABG'r (Anybody but Gordon) quickly adjust and get up to speed on the latest techniques in the art of rooting against Jeff Gordon.
When someone wrecks Jeff Gordon:
_ He was blocking
_ He deserved it
_ That's racing! Get out of the way or go home!
_ It was an accident
_ He's gayWhen Jeff Gordon wrecks someone else:
_ He ALWAYS wrecks everybody
_ That's dirty racing!
_ NASCAR lets him get away with murder!
_ He did it on purpose!
_ _____ _____is going to pay him back
_ He's gayWhen another driver is angry at Jeff Gordon:
_ He's absolutely right
_ He's very justified in being angryWhen Jeff Gordon is angry at another driver:
_ He's whining
_ He's crying
_ He's gayWhen Jeff Gordon is not penalized:
_ NASCAR never punishes him!
_ He's their golden boy!
_ He cheats and gets away with it
_ He's gayWhen Jeff Gordon is penalized:
_ About time!
_ See? This proves he cheats!
_ He's gayWhen Jeff Gordon wins a race:
_ He cheats!
_ Anyone could win in those cars
_ Throw things on the track; beer cans are preferred
_ He's gayWhen Jeff Gordon doesn't win a race:
_ He sucks
_ Anyone else would win in those cars
_ He's gayWhen asked how long you've hated Jeff Gordon:
_ Since his first race
_ Since he started beating my driver; ooops, I mean since his first race!
_ He's gayAll fans of my driver are:
_ Dedicated
_ Knowledgeable about the sport
_ Fans since he was bornAll Jeff Gordon fans are:
_ Bandwagon fans
_ New fans who don't know anything about the sport
_ Fair-weather fans
_ GayIf a driver, crew chief or owner says something negative about Jeff Gordon:
_ He's in Cup, he knows what he is talking about much more than fans do.
_ I've always liked that guy.If a driver, crew chief or owner says something positive about Jeff Gordon:
_ He's an idiot and always has been
_ He's talking the NASCAR company line and is afraid to say what he really thinks
_ Ignore it and hope no one brings it up
_ He's gayNote: These can vary race to race. If, for instance, Ryan Newman says he enjoys racing against Jeff Gordon at one race and is mad at him at a different race, the angry comments are the only ones that will be considered valid.
If your favorite driver wins a race under caution:
_ Hey that's the way it goes ;you have to be up front when it counts
_ It's my all time favorite raceIf Jeff Gordon wins a race under caution:
_ The fans were cheated
_ Throw things on the track, beer cans preferred
_ He's gayWhen fans throw things on the track after a Jeff Gordon win:
_ They are voicing their opinion
_ They are not half-witted morons
_ They are not an embarrassment to the sport of NASCARIf Jeff Gordon fans ever throw things on the track:
_ They are half-witted morons
_ They are an embarrassment to the sport of NASCAR
_ They are gayNote: This one hasn't happened yet, but it never hurts to be prepared just in case.
When Jeff Gordon hasn't won something:
_ It is the most important thing a driver can do to prove how good they areWhen Jeff Gordon wins something he hasn't won before:
_ Anyone could win it in that car
_ He cheated
_ It was fixed
_ He’s gay
Awww, that's so cute: your offended AND insulted.
I've hit the Perfecta!
1. He is a liberal Democrat from California, who opposes the President.
2. He drives for a car owner that gave so much money to Bill Clinton he got a pardon for a felony.
'Nuff Said.
Good post.