Jeff Gordon's gay, Jeff Gordon's gay
Atleast thats what them ornery Earnhardt fans always say
They swear he's usin vasoline on the 24 Chevrolet
Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay
He wears rainbow colors,
He's a handsome fella standin in victory lane,
with a gorgeous little wife with a check in her hand
sippin that gay champagne
Them Earnhardt fans up in the stands,
All chokin on bread and spam
Say Gordon's gay every time he turns
and hugs Ray Evernham
jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay
He's probably whistlin Elton John or Spandeau Ballet
` He's got them Rainbow Warriors singin YMCA
Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay
He's got 3 winston cup trophies sittin home
On his trophy shelf
But i betchya he can't pick one up,
Atleast not by himself
jeff gordon's gay, he must be gay
Atleast thats what the people who lose on sunday always say
They swear he's usin Vasoline on the 24 Chevrolet
Jeff Gordon's gay, he must be gay
LOL! Where did that come from?
I didn't say Gordon's gay. I said he was Queen of NASCAR, as in, primadonna.