Posted on 07/14/2006 10:34:06 PM PDT by Swordmaker
Reminder: Microsoft's bloated OS is truly terrible in the sack. But a Mac will make you moan
It has those beady little eyes. It has that seedy come-hither stare. It has overstretched pleather pants and million-dollar gold caps over stained teeth, through which glides that famously shrill voice that seems at once tempting and full of promise and yet also more than a little whiny, deceptive, ill.
"Aww c'mon, baby," Windows pleads, kneeling at the foot of the bed. "This time it'll be different, I promise." It coughs that familiar phlegmy hack, like a busted Dell motherboard scraped over of a lumpy C++ programmer.
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After reading this I am pretty sure you got your numbers backwards. Pretty sure that is the straight population percentage
Well when you try to run modern software on 10 year old computers you are bound to run into so performance issues. But then reading Morfordite here, I am sure he is an expert when it come to having perfromance problems
Where is Bush2000 when you need him??
Cute!!
"We need to gain access to one of the nuclear vessels. Uhura, go hustle some sailors."
"Sir, I point out that this is San Francisco."
"OK -- Sulu, go hustle some sailors."
LOL! Right, where is he, just when you need him??
Four and a half years ago, you, Bush2000, and I exchanged rings - oops, I mean my first posts - me to him, then you to us two. A match built in heaven;)
San Francisco is no more than 20% homosexual - probably less than that, as the ones who live here make much more noise than their numbers give them any right to.
I'm probably a minority of one here but I actually like Mark Morford muct of the time. He's amusing in a stream of consciousness kind of way, at least when he avoids mentioning the dreaded BushCo as every fifth word.
But this was ... I dunno, a bit over the top. His point has validity but I think a lower setting for the gross out-o-meter might have been prudent.
Not that Morford is known for prudence, mind.
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LOL - ahhh, the good ol' days.....
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